The Rev quotes:

It took like 5 hours to complete my virgin Mary. I was raised Catholic and it seemed like a good idea.

I'm outa here, I'm only playing one song, and I'm not coming back for ten years! And when I come back..!

One day, dude, I'm just gonna get off the bus, and I'm gonna.. I'm gonna run into the woods, and I'm never coming back! And when I come back, I'm gonna be the knife master! .... And I'm never coming back! And when I come back...

COME ON, I KNOW THE WEIRDEST THING. THE WEIRDEST THING IS THAT CHICK ............THAT CAME UP AND ASKED ME TO CUT HER WITH A KNIFE. ISN'T THAT THE WEIRDEST THING?

I just think they look good on people. You spend a lot of time in the mirror looking at yourself when you have tattoos. Same way with other people. It just looks good.

I spilt paint all over the bar, they almost fired me.

The best thing you can do is follow your dreams

There's nobody quite as mean as people being mean for Jesus.

We just were a band one day. We woke up and in the morning we were a band.

Some people say you can get hepatitis if you do coke with ones because they've been handled so much. But I tested that theory out for about a year, and I decided it's bullshit.

Going from playing a backroom of a bar to a show for 80,000 people...that's pretty wild.

I beat myself off 17 times in one day. That's the worst beating I've ever handed out. I was so sore that it was hard to get that last load out.

Over all Avenged Sevenfold the album is 10 times better than the others.

Everything is addictive to me but tattoos are addictive to all.

God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America for as long as she acts like she is God and she is supreme.

I don't do well with technology.

Like most bands we're a family, family before band. If we broke up tomorrow, we'd still be friends.

Look at all these pigeons, think they can just trust us humans? You can't trust us humans!

My life is kinda like a story that if I told you about it, you probably wouldn't believe. It would seem like fiction. That's me.

This is a lesson about life: This is one person. This is another person. This is one person trying to understand another person, even though it doesn't have room to download the other person into it's brain. It cannot understand the other person, even though it tries to. So he ends up overflowing with knowledge.

WHAT ABOUT BEING NAKED IN THE LIQUOR STORE? I WAS NAKED IN A LIQUOR STORE AND...