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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. -- Scott Adams
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. -- Mark Twain
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. -- Steven Wright
If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord. -- Johann Sebastian Bach
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out. -- Anton Chekhov
When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. -- Karl Pilkington
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? -- George Carlin
Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded. -- Charlie Chaplin
There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man. -- William Hazlitt
Nur ein Idiot glaubt, aus eigenen Erfahrungen zu lernen. Ich ziehe es vor, aus den Erfahrungen anderer zu lernen, um von vorneherein eigene Fehler zu vermeiden. -- Otto von Bismarck
Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool! -- Stephenie Meyer
Beauty will save the world" - The Idiot -- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Idiot wind, blowing every time you open your mouth. -- Bob Dylan
Well, Hindsight, have you ever heard of the term Busy Idiot? -- Jeremy Robert Johnson
A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys. -- Demetri Martin
There's Insanity on Both Sides of the Debate When You Argue with an Idiot. -- Ernie J Zelinski
Poor, dear God. Playing Idiot's Delight. The game that never means anything, and never ends. -- Robert E. Sherwood
She crushed it, telling herself she was going to add Big in front of her Idiot tattoo. -- Nalini Singh
LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women. -- Lauren Willig
Everyone But an Idiot Knows That The Lower Classes Must Be Kept Poor, or They Will Never Be Industrious -- Arthur Young
Any Idiot can point out a problem .... A leader is willing to do something about it! Leaders solve problems! -- Tony Robbins
Idiot people like Angel Delaporte who look for a supernatural reason for ordinary events, those people drive Misty nuts. -- Chuck Palahniuk
I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for. -- Brandon Mull
Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. -- Ambrose Bierce
It came up after doing St. Jimmy on Broadway for American Idiot. I loved acting, and so I just kept my options open. -- Billie Joe Armstrong
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth. You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder that you still know how to breathe. -- Bob Dylan
Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile. -- Spider Robinson
Idiot. Which road do you take when you're running from something weaker than yourself? Or maybe you're the one looking for an excuse to back out. -- Nobuhiro Watsuki
In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here they'll always be known as screw-boys. -- Jack Handey
I got on a Dostoyevsky kick right after college. I started with 'Crime and Punishment,' went on to 'The Possessed' and then 'The Brothers Karamazov' and 'The Idiot.' -- Charlie Trotter
To me, Romney is Our Idiot Brother, and Obama is The King's Speech. You can spend all the money in the world. If you've got a bad product, it doesn't matter. -- Harvey Weinstein
Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says. -- Karl Pilkington
To generalize is to be an idiot. -- William Blake
Only idiots refuse to change their minds. -- Brigitte Bardot
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. -- John Lennon
I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot. -- Will Ferrell
Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot. -- Lucy Lawless
Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in. -- Gustave Flaubert
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. -- Dave Barry
But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot. -- Karl Pilkington
Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am. -- Jeff Ament
President Obama and his fellow Democrats are either idiots or deliberately trying to destroy their own economy. -- Vladimir Putin
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. -- Douglas Adams
Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. -- Jimmy Fallon
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. -- Jay Leno
There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. -- Cynthia Heimel
I try not to get involved in the business of prediction. It's a quick way to look like an idiot. -- Warren Ellis
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. -- Steven Wright
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. -- Sid Caesar
If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself. -- Frederic Farrar
What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care. -- William Blake
From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots. -- Mikhail Bakunin
I suddenly realised, hey, I'm not a lazy idiot, I'm an idler! It's something to aspire to, it's part of the creative process! That's fantastic! -- Tom Hodgkinson
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. -- John Updike
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot. -- Salvador Dali
There's obviously nothing wrong with selling your art - only an idiot with a trust fund would tell you otherwise. But it's confusing to know how far you should take it. -- Banksy
To be a good actor, you have to be very smart. But to be a great actor, you also have to have a streak of, 'I'm an idiot, a complete lunatic.' -- Lena Olin
Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And thugs don't often notice that they're thugs, usually because they're also idiots. -- Robert Webb
Once you declare your loyalty to a team, every person who doesn't support that team, it's their job to ruin you, to tell you you're an idiot and to tell you that you made the wrong choice. -- Mark Hoppus
Gentle reader, the Fountain of Youth is radioactive, and those who imbibe its poisonous heavy waters will suffer the hideous fate of decaying metal. Yet almost without exception, the wretched idiot inhabitants of our benighted planet would gulp down this radioactive excrement if it were offered. -- William S. Burroughs
People... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.' -- Chris Farley
This life, which had been the tomb of his virtue and of his honour, is but a walking shadow; a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. -- William Shakespeare
I eat tons, three full meals a day, and I never go to the gym. When I was a child, my geography teacher said, 'You may be slim now but if you carry on eating like that, you'll end up being really fat.' Fortunately, I really don't think I've changed much in the past two decades, so that teacher was an idiot. -- Gina Bellman
I didn't understand key signatures or anything, you know. I'd say silly things at the top of a trumpet part like, 'Note, when you play B naturals, make the B naturals a half step lower because they sound funny if they're B naturals.' And some guy said: 'Idiot, just put a flat on the third line and it's a key signature, you know?' -- Quincy Jones
I'm a one-man idiot. -- Eddie Izzard
Thoreau was an idiot. -- Bill Bryson
The 100% American is 99% idiot. -- George Bernard Shaw
I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot! -- Chris Jericho
You're an idiot. Study harder. -- Hideaki Anno
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Acting is the perfect idiot's profession. -- Katharine Hepburn
Any idiot can put up a website. -- Patricia Briggs
A village somewhere was missing it's idiot. -- Linda Howard
The law is an ass, an idiot. -- Charles Dickens
She really did like me, the idiot. -- Jeff Lindsay
Only an idiot would doubt my return -- Kobe Bryant
I've had great success being a total idiot. -- Jerry Lewis
Nature's lay idiot, I taught thee to love. -- John Donne
Here Mr Potts come here you little idiot! -- Enid Blyton
Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot! -- Rick Riordan
Did I hear God call me an idiot? -- William P. Young
Your village just called. They're missing an idiot. -- Russell Lynes
I'm not afraid to look like an idiot. -- Anthony Bourdain
Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. -- Ambrose Bierce
What do you take me for, an idiot? -- Charles de Gaulle
You entered a marathon with hills? You idiot. --
How can I lose to such an idiot? -- Aron Nimzowitsch
Everyone is an idiot," I stated. "Except me. -- Sherwood Smith
They say even death can't cure an idiot. -Ririn -- Tite Kubo
You're an idiot." "I've never claimed to be otherwise. -- Cassandra Clare
Destroying something, any idiot can do. Creating needs intelligence. -- Rajneesh
Dressing up, for me, is looking like an idiot. -- Theophilus London
April comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers. -- Edna St. Vincent Millay
It isn't against the Law to be an idiot. -- Cassandra Clare
Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down. -- Bill Ballance
I smoked for many years like a total idiot. -- Jami Attenberg
We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon. -- Eoin Colfer
I'm not ashamed to look like a total idiot. -- Lucy Punch
Even the idiot may have a message for us -- Henry Miller
I think only an idiot can be an atheist. -- Christian B. Anfinsen
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot -- Mark Twain
I was an idiot when I was a kid. -- Kobe Bryant
I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.' -- Maurice Sendak
If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot. -- Ted Nugent
Almost everyone is born a genius and buried an idiot. -- Charles Bukowski
A left-wing idiot is as dangerous as a right-wing idiot. -- Milos Zeman
Twelve experts gathered in one room equal one big idiot. -- Carl Jung
What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth -- Brandon Mull
I have always felt comfortable tapping into my inner idiot. -- Isla Fisher
Bush is an idiot and he's President, so anything's possible -- John McEnroe
If chasing cool is important to you, you're an idiot! -- Kurt Cobain
while time, the endless idiot, runs screaming around the world -- Carson McCullers
No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot. -- Stephenie Meyer
I finally crashed. I drove like an idiot all day. -- Kasey Kahne
For me, the biggest idiot will always be John Terry, -- Rio Ferdinand
Very well. I shall try to think like an idiot. -- Gerald Morris
There are no awards in Hollywood for being an idiot. -- Burt Reynolds
Is being an idiot like being high all the time? -- Janeane Garofalo

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