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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' -- Steven Wright
I have 'Happy Birthday' in multiple languages on my iPod - I like to play it at company birthday parties. -- Yigal Azrouel
And I was very shy as a kid; if you sang me 'Happy Birthday,' I would cry. Quite shy. So the idea of being an actor, much less a model, was just out of this world. -- Cody Horn
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it. -- Demetri Martin
I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips. -- Amy Poehler
Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children. -- Mindy Kaling
If I have the power to post 'Happy Birthday' on someone's Facebook page and make them feel really good, it feels really good to make other people feel really good. I love it. I'm a huge Facebook and Twitter person. And I love talking to my fans. It's fun. -- Rebecca Mader
I can sing 'Happy Birthday' to you in twelve different places, but one of them is going to make you feel a certain thing, maybe it's a vulnerability, maybe an innocence, maybe another way is sexy and soulful or bluesy whatever it is, but with singers, exploring keys, I think, is important. -- Idina Menzel
I can put my legs behind my head and sing 'Happy Birthday.' Because that's something that me and my friends used to do when we were in gymnastics class as kids, and I can still do it. I was doing it since I was 8 and 9. They used to call me Gumby. Very bendy. -- Emmy Rossum
I turned 40 on the set of the reunion show for 'Sheer Genius,' so it wasn't a hideous birthday because I had everyone on the cast and crew sing 'Happy Birthday' to me, and I won $10,000 for being the fan favorite. It was really liberating to turn 40 and realize that I felt very comfortable with myself and knew who I was. -- Tabatha Coffey
I was honoured when they asked me to appear at the president's birthday rally in Madison Square Garden. There was like a hush over the whole place when I came on to sing 'Happy Birthday,' like if I had been wearing a slip, I would have thought it was showing or something. I thought, 'Oh, my gosh, what if no sound comes out!' -- Marilyn Monroe
Happy Birthday, Mr Presidenttttt -- Marilyn Monroe
Happy Birthday!' I yelled, 'Now, shut up! -- Rick Riordan
May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday -- Rob Jackson
Before we get started, let's all say 'Happy Birthday' to Elvis Presley today. -- Michele Bachmann
Daddy I'm just little But I love you BIG Happy Birthday Big Daddy -- John Walter Bratton
May today be a happy memory, tomorrow a bright new promise. Happy Birthday -- Rob Jackson
It's Mother's Day, so a big 'Happy Birthday' to all you mothers out there! -- Mike Shannon
On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. -- Ralph Kiner
You, my friend, alone are equal to a hundred of such friends. Happy Birthday to you. -- Lee Iacocca
Katrina Kaif is doing very well for herself and I'd like to wish her a very Happy Birthday -- Deepika Padukone
Love, light & blessings be On this day I wish to say 'Health & Happiness to come your way' Happy Birthday -- Billie Jean King
Whatever you wish for yourself today I'm wishing it doubled - in the nicest way! Have a Happy, Happy Birthday -- Margaret Jones
You are so very wonderful and fill our lives with cheer, today's a celebration for a daughter-in-law so dear. Happy Birthday -- Susan Smith
Thank you Dad... for listening and caring, for giving and sharing, but, especially, for just being you! Happy Birthday to you -- John Walter Bratton
On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec 25, 1642 -- Neil deGrasse Tyson
Happy Birthday to you hope your day is full of fun, and a day of laughter until the setting of the sun. -- Susan Smith
And if I was humming "Happy Birthday" and smiling stupidly as I fled for my life"?well, that was nobody's business, was it? -- Rick Riordan
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.' -- Bob Hope
n this changing world, it's nice to know that one thing is forever... you'll always be my sister! Happy Birthday to a Wonderful Sister -- Rob Jackson
Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking! -- Dwayne Johnson
This is a Happy Birthday card, Made with lots of love by me It's to a Very Important Parent A VIP... ...and you are she -- John Walter Bratton
If I could choose the perfect Dad There's no one I would rather Have Dad, than you Dad Coz you go further, Father Happy Birthday Father -- John Walter Bratton
So what if nobody came? I'll have all the ice cream and tea, And I'll laugh with myself, And I'll dance with myself, And I'll sing, "Happy Birthday to me! -- Shel Silverstein
I have to mime at parties when everyone sings Happy Birthday... Mime or mumble and rumble and growl and grunt so deep that only moles, manta rays and mushrooms can hear me. -- Stephen Fry
If all else fails, I could go to a train station and open up my saxophone case and make some bucks. I can do "Mary Had A Little Lamb," I can do "Happy Birthday." -- Sean Price
Happy Birthday." Adrian came to a sudden halt. The words were soft and small, spoken tentatively, but easily discerned by vampire ears. Slowly, he turned around and found Jill Mastrano standing shyly before him. -- Richelle Mead
It's not really difficult to go from one voice into the next. It's like asking you to sing a line of Happy Birthday and then Goodnight Irene - assuming you know the words to both those songs -- Hank Azaria
Happy Birthday to Fay Wray, a wonderful actress. She was, of course, in the movie 'King Kong' and would have been 99-years-old today. She was famous because of her love interest with a giant ape, and, wait a minute, that's Maria Shriver. -- David Letterman
A Dad gives hope When life is low A Dad's a place Where you can go A Dad is honest A Dad is true A Dad is precious My DAD is You Happy Birthday to YOU Happy Birthday to YOU Happy Birthday , Happy Birthday Happy Birthday to YOU -- John Walter Bratton
We're sending you best wishes And hope your day goes well And that you'll find some memories With stories you can tell Of how you had a marvelous time And those around you too With fun and lots of laughter And all this just for you.. Have a Very Happy Birthday -- Janet Horne
Dad had once said, Trust your mind, Rob. If it smells like shit but has writing across it that says Happy Birthday and a candle stuck down in it, what is it?Is there icing on it? he'd said.Dad had done that thing of squinting his eyes when an answer was not quite there yet. -- George Saunders
How to celebrate the 50th birthday: Go on your knees and thank God (Jesus Christ) for the life of T.B. Joshua. Pray for the Church of God for a strong bond of love. Pray for your nation and the whole world. As you rededicate yourself to the acts of giving for the rest of your life, God bless you. Happy Birthday! -- T. B. Joshua
I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was halfway through wrapping them, and I realized, 'Damn, I used the wrong wrapping paper.' The paper I used said, 'Happy Birthday.' I didn't want to waste it, so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it. -- Demetri Martin
Feb 6 1945 St. Ann, Jamaica, Daddy was born. I remember us celebrating one of his birthdays in Jamaica at 56 Hope Road with him, no big superstar party, just us kids, Mommy, some cake, few laughs and that was it. Even if he wasn't known to the world on Feb 6th I would still think of him and in my heart say Happy Birthday Daddy. Love. -- Ziggy Marley
A true nature is a gloomy monolith, sort of like that old black rotary phone that I had to sing 'Happy Birthday' to Grandpa on. But novelists, damn us, still need true natures - so we can give them to our protagonists. And so readers can vaguely predict how they'll behave when we trap them in 'situations' that they can't IM their way out of. -- Walter Kirn
When I auditioned for drama college, they asked me to do my Shakespeare. I couldn't do it. They asked me to do my modern, and I couldn't do it. They asked me if I had a song prepared, and I said 'No,' so I sang 'Happy Birthday.' And I did a reasonable improvisation, a reasonable one, nothing special at all. I don't know how I got in, but I did. -- Hans Matheson
We are always the same age inside. -- Gertrude Stein
He not busy being born is busy dying. -- Bob Dylan
Youth is a disease from which we all recover. -- Dorothy Fuldheim
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. -- Sammy Hagar
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. -- Oscar Wilde
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. -- George Bernard Shaw
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. -- Bob Hope
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. -- Tom Wilson
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. -- C. S. Lewis
Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. -- Warren Buffett
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. -- Lucille Ball
I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. -- George Burns
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. -- Theodore Roosevelt
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel. -- Henri Frederic Amiel
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. -- Voltaire
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party. -- Kirstie Alley
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. -- Mark Twain
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. -- Franz Kafka
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything. -- Oscar Wilde
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. -- George Burns
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. -- George Eliot
When I was in elementary school, I used to write letters to myself. I'd write letters and go 'Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old, happy birthday. I hope you're doing something.' -- Kristin Kreuk
I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just 'Happy birthday!' because it's this emblem of childhood and a happy day. -- Aimee Bender
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' -- Sam Levenson
Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love. -- Gabriel Byrne
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day. -- Don Rickles
I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn't wear any underwear. -- Mike Nichols
A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy. -- Abhishek Bachchan
If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same. -- John Oates
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
Even when I was a kid, I had a good thing with kids. To this day, if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids, I swear to you, I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups. -- Shawn Levy
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. -- Mark Twain
At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents, and I can't say no to her. It would just break my heart. But when I was little, for birthdays we just played outside and we were happy if we got any cake. -- Goran Ivanisevic
If you've been running a business for 38 years, you're approaching your 66th birthday, you've never owed a man a penny or done anyone any grievance in your life, and you feel hard done-by and try to protect yourself and your family, but go to prison, well if that's the society we're living in, I'm happy to accept that. -- Sean Quinn
On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday. -- Ralph Kiner
Happy birthday! Hope your 50s will be as awesome as your 40s. -- Richard Griffiths
Happy birthday," she said. "And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake. -- Rachel Caine
Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday! -- Dave Barry
Happy 110th birthday to Frank Zamboni, who left us in 1988 but still resurfaces periodically. -- Steve Rushin
Happy birthday to Arnold Palmer, who turned 82. That's 41 years iced tea and 41 years lemonade. -- Jimmy Fallon
Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday! -- T. S. Eliot
Happy birthday greetings and warmest wishes, too May today, tomorrow, everyday Be truly happy for you. -- Margaret Brown
It's my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday! "Happy birthday!" I yelled. "Now shut up! -- Rick Riordan
Happy birthday greetings is being sent your way, with everything which is good, for your wonderful day. -- Susan Smith
Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! -- Norm MacDonald
At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. -- H. H. Asquith
This card is sent today to wish to you, a very happy birthday and lots of love too. -- Susan Smith
A happy birthday is measured not in the amount one of gifts, but in the amount one is loved. -- Todd Stocker
Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy. How are you dealing with your awful debility, lessened utility and loss of mobility? -- John Walter Bratton
I'm sorry I can't do more. But happy birthday, Sadie." He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. -- Rick Riordan
Thanks to you, I always am so happy. Now I want to give you all the happiness on your birthday. -- Richard Bach
Happy birthday coz, you are the very best, I send this card, with lots and lots, of hugs, kisses and love -- Susan Smith
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me! -- D. J. MacHale
Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! -- Franklin P. Adams
At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don't, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum! -- Helen Hayes
Wishing you a happy birthday with all those special things, the things which make memories and for all the happiness it brings. -- Susan Smith
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" -- Jimmy Carr
I raise a glass, to make a toast wishing everything good for you, so happy birthday for today and health and happiness too. -- Susan Smith
Happy birthday to evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He gathered family and friends together and celebrated by executing a few close friends. -- David Letterman
In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday! -- Bill Cosby
Your birthday has come round again so we send this card to say, happy birthday nephew dear lots of love are sent your way. -- Susan Smith
I'm soooo happy you're my Dad And soooo I want to say I love you, Dad, and wish you A sooo very best birthday -- John Walter Bratton
Let all beings in all the worlds be happy. Include this universal prayer in your prayers every day. This is my birthday message to you. -- Sathya Sai Baba
Your birthday is a special day, May it bring you love and cheer It gives a chance for me to say, Happy birthday every year -- Mary Baker Eddy
On your birthday today, don't Look up 'Life Expectancy' coz I suspect As you've reached 60, you want to be happy, Trust me, you'll be depressed. -- John Walter Bratton
We've sent this message in this card to wish you a happy birthday, hope your day is a special one because you deserve it in every way. -- Susan Smith
As it's your 50th birthday The very best of cheers to you Truthfully, I'm just being selfish Coz now I am so cheerful, too Happy, Cheerful Birthday -- John Walter Bratton
Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded. -- Craig Kilborn
It was, at last, real life, with my heart safe and condemned to die of happy love in the joyful agony of any day after my hundredth birthday. -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted. -- Neil Cavuto

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