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Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower! -- Jim Carrey
Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same. -- Andy Roddick
I've got a lot of ham in me. -- Lionel Barrymore
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. -- Jack Benny
I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity. -- Kristen Johnston
Although my dad Harry is the manager of West Ham, we get on very well. -- Jamie Redknapp
The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed. -- Martina Navratilova
I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one. -- Lucille Ball
Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock. -- Paula Deen
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that. -- Paul Lynde
So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a priestly purpose in it, that the Devil would have a representation as well as God. -- Warren Jeffs
I have the insecurities of any actress, I suppose of any woman. Even the most beautiful ones feel unhappy. Look at Bardot: she was suicidal. But I like to play with the camera. I like to ham it up. -- Chloe Sevigny
I can remember certain Manchester United defeats the way most people remember family bereavements or great political events. The four-nil drubbing by Barcelona, the failure to score against West Ham, the New Year's Day calamity at home to Spurs, the mauling by Middlesborough. -- Tom Dunne
I got ham but I'm not a Hamster -- Bill Bailey
Ham with mustard is a meal of glory -- Dodie Smith
West Ham play a speficic type of game - football. -- Artur Boruc
West Ham have committed 13 fouls, but they weren't fouls, they were commitment -- Ray Wilkins
I'm not a philosopher, I'm just a simple boy from East Ham. -- David Bailey
All of West Ham's away victories have come on opponents' territory this season -- Rob Hawthorne
I just came to West Ham to play football, the rest is not for me to say. -- Carlos Tevez
You see the dilemma?â? Ham asked. â??I see an idiot,â? Breeze mumbled. -- Brandon Sanderson
Ham smiled. "Cett's going to be furious." Elend shrugged. "He's a paraplegic. What's he going to do? Bite us? -- Brandon Sanderson
I'm very happy to have moved to West Ham, because I can play for a better team than Sheffield Wednesday. -- Paolo Di Canio
Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round. -- Roy Blount, Jr.
Ham is undoubtedly one of the most universally beloved of meats, at least in those parts of the world where it's not prohibited. -- Kate Christensen
Matthew Williamson has always been a favourite of mine, and I am definitely also rooting for up-and-coming designers like Michael van der Ham. -- Sophie Turner
The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish. -- Paolo Di Canio
Ham shook his head, sitting down, pouring himself something to drink. "I don't get it, El. Why'd she attack him?" "She's loony," Spook said. -- Brandon Sanderson
My father was a ham radio geek, and I remember the glow of the vacuum tubes from a Hammarlund receiver that became a hand-me-down to me. -- Bre Pettis
When I came to Chelsea from West Ham there were certain parts of my game I felt I needed to improve and I like to think now that I have shown dramatic improvement. -- Frank Lampard
The plan was that I was going to retire and take a job with the American Federation, but Nottingham Forest offered me a contract and there was interest from West Ham and another Premiership club. -- Richard Gough
My children are monsters, Kiro thought. And I am responsible. Perhaps if I had read them the haikus of Basho when they were little instead of that American manifesto of high-pressure sales, Green Eggs and Ham... -- Christopher Moore
The city Babel is the Ham-like man, who builds this city upon the earth; the tower is his self-chosen god, and divine worship. All reason-taught, from the school of this world, are the master-builders of this tower. -- Jakob Bohme
The little pig began to pray But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, "Bacon, Pork, and Ham! Oh what a lucky wolf I am!" And though he ate the pig quite fast, He carefully kept the tail till last. -- Roald Dahl
It was argued that the Negro was inferior by nature because of Noah's curse upon the children of Ham.... The greatest blasphemy of the whole ugly process was that the white man ended up making God his partner in the exploitation of the Negro. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
The crowds at West Ham haven't been rewarded by results, but they keep turning up because of the good football they see. Other clubs will suffer from the old bugbear that results count more than anything. This has been the ruination of English soccer. -- Ron Greenwood
During a recent event at a restaurant called Tommy's Country Ham House in South Carolina, presidential candidate Ben Carson delivered a speech right after he lost his front tooth. Which still left him with more teeth than everyone combined at Tommy's Country Ham House. -- Jimmy Fallon
You can imagine how the kids teased me, with a name like Chris Hemsworth. 'Kiss Ham'sWart'-that's what they called me. Meaning if there was a piece of ham with an ugly wart on it, I was such a loser I'd probably kiss it. It was endless. -- Chris Hemsworth
We've got sports scientists who insist it's important for the lads to eat after games to refuel, even if it's 2am. I used to refuel after games at West Ham until half past three in the morning in a different way - but then I'm old school. -- Harry Redknapp
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Born ham, that's basically me. -- Whoopi Goldberg
I guess I'm a born ham. -- Marta Kristen
My head looks like an uncooked ham with glasses. -- Chris Ware
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham. -- Dorothy Parker
A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted. -- Sol Wachtler
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am. -- Dr. Seuss
A tin horn politician with the manner of a rural corn doctor and the mien of a ham actor -- H. L. Mencken
I love making buckwheat crepes with ham, Parmesan cheese, and a fried egg on top. It's my go-to breakfast. -- Taylor Swift
There was a little bit of ham in me. And there's a lot of people say there's a lot of ham in me. -- Sam Donaldson
He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart -- C. S. Lewis
It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year. -- Fred Melamed
When I was a kid, I didn't have any girlfriends. I was a very nerdy-type dude. Believe me, being a ham does not turn girls on. -- Terry Crews
I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy. -- Louis Tomlinson
J'eet jet?' is still the standard way for a Pittsburgher to ask if you're ready for a meal, but the meal itself is no longer limited to chipped ham and an Iron City beer. -- Bill Dedman
I figure it's almost like a balance. We're eating these wonderful collard greens and turnip greens which are so medicinally good for you and, OK, so what if it has a little ham hock in it? -- Paula Deen
Our traditions have been waking up on Christmas morning and feasting on a southern breakfast. I'm from the South. We eat grits and biscuits and gravy and eggs with Ritz crackers and country ham, bacon, you name it. -- Leigh-Allyn Baker
When I cook for my family on Christmas, I make feijoada, a South American dish of roasted and smoked meats like ham, pork, beef, lamb, and bacon - all served with black beans and rice. It's festive but different. -- Maya Angelou
I am an official slow-roasted, honey-baked ham. Ever since I was a kid, my thing is that I love attention. All my report cards are like, 'He would be wonderful, but he just can't stop being a clown in class.' -- Terry Crews
When I was 24, I was full of life. I was that ham who wanted to be famous, a movie star, all that stuff. I think it's cool. But it was not what I was searching for, really. It was more a delusion. -- Jean-Claude Van Damme
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.' -- Mitch Hedberg
I was just a ham since about the age of five. If I was performing at Medieval Times or something, I'd be the court jester. That was always my defense mechanism. I was never all that funny; I was just obnoxious and loud. -- Emma Stone
God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running and barking and eating ham-sandwich biscuits, the dogs find a cloud bed for sleeping. God watches over each one of them. And there are no bad dreams. -- Cynthia Rylant
Spending $1 for a brand new house would feel very, very good. Spending $1,000 for a ham sandwich would feel very, very bad. Spending $19,000 for a small family car would feel, well, more or less right. But as with physical pain, fiscal pain can depend on the individual, and everyone has a different threshold. -- Jeffrey Kluger
I usually eat six times a day, small meals. For breakfast, an egg and a corn tortilla, salsa and cilantro, and some ham. For snacks, I'll have an apple, some string cheese, a yogurt. For lunch I'll have salad with protein in it and for dinner usually steamed vegetables and chicken or fish. -- Sprague Grayden
The days when the words 'Hollywood actor' framed Ronald Reagan like bunny fingers as an ID tag and an implied insult seem far-off and quaint: nearly everybody in politics - candidate, consultant, pundit, and Tea Party crowd extra alike - is an actor now, a shameless ham in a hoked-up reality series that never stops. -- James Wolcott
I didn't know who she was, but I knew she was hungry, so I started handing out $100 bills and called the office and told them to bring me a bunch more. Then I had my cousin's store deliver a bunch of smoked ham and turkeys. I mean, these people are hungry and living under a bridge. -- Joe Jamail
The most appealing thing to me about food is combining and layering flavors, tastes, and textures. So the perfect sandwich has to be toasted. It has to have Emmenthal Swiss cheese and a combination of sweet and savory - some cranberry or fig thing happening - with different kinds of meats like Black Forest ham and roast beef. -- Kyle MacLachlan
I will not eat them in a house, i will not eat them with a mouse,i will not eat them in a box i will not eat them with a fox, i will not eat them here of there i will not eat them anywhere, I do not like green eggs and ham i do not like them sam i am -- Dr. Seuss
Art is like ham-it nourishes people. -- Diego Rivera
Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham. -- Bill Maher
Eternity is a ham and two people. -- Dorothy Parker
I'm not a musician - I'm a ham. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm a ham. I always like to answer spontaneously. -- Gloria Vanderbilt
As far as I'm concerned, everything's ham and jam. -- Darrell Royal
An actor is part illusionist, part artist, part ham. -- Oscar Wilde
Yevgeny Yevtushenko is a ham actor, not a poet. -- Allen Tate
I'm a natural ham. It doesn't bother me to perform. -- Chris Isaak
You is what you am, a cow don't make ham. -- Frank Zappa
Many an actor does the stage more ham than good. -- Evan Esar
Clearly a black man's life is not worth a ham sandwich, -- Michael Steele
Eat from the Tree of Life and throw away the verbal ham. -- Sadat X
In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves. -- Rachel Johnson
Hey, I'm not a politician. I'm a ham. I love to give speeches. -- Norman Schwarzkopf
I never really took any acting classes. I'm just a natural ham, I guess. -- Queen Latifah
My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig. -- Jim Carrey
Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to. -- Chuck Robb
Troubles cured you salty as a country ham, smoky to the taste, thick-skinned and tender inside. -- Marge Piercy
Love grew commendably dependable - love was eggs, love was ham, love was the morning paper. -- Graham Moore
A ham is simply any actor who has not been successful in repressing his natural instincts. -- George Jean Nathan
Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper. -- Will Rogers
If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham. -- Groucho Marx
If there is a streak of ham anywhere in an actor, Shakespeare will bring it out. -- Robert Benchley
Ki Muhammad se wafa toonay to ham teray hainYe jahan cheez hai kiya lauho qalam tere hain -- Muhammad Iqbal
And then I had my greatest stroke of genius since that ham sandwich with pickles that time. -- Elizabeth Bear
I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. -- Dara O Briain
[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding. -- Dick Van Dyke
I used to do school plays. I never really took any acting classes. I'm just a natural ham, I guess. -- Queen Latifah
Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham. -- Garrison Keillor
I was always sort of a ham as a kid, just always wanting to entertain and to get people to laugh. -- Haley Lu Richardson
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Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches. -- Jay Leno
Country ham is baked whole, usually with a glaze, sometimes studded with cloves, and served as the centerpiece of Christmas and Easter feasts. -- Kate Christensen
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. -- Joel Salatin
Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine. -- Peg Bracken
What a marvelous resource soup is for the thrifty cook - it solves the ham-bone and lamb-bone problems, the everlasting Thanksgiving turkey, the extra vegetables. -- Julia Child
One wit, like a knuckle of ham in soup, gives a zest and flavour to the dish, but more than one serves only to spoil the pottage. -- Tobias Smollett
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig. -- Ogden Nash
I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches. -- Seanan McGuire
I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches. -- Seanan McGuire
If God was giving me a ham, I'd be crazy not to receive it. Maybe it was the ham of God, who takes away the sins of the world. -- Anne Lamott
This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs. -- Terry Pratchett
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I definitely knew that I loved acting from the very beginning. I was such a ham growing up. Wherever the camera was, I wanted to be right in front of it. -- Naya Rivera
My brother, who's a violinist now, was the real ham, the real performer of the family. His passion for the violin is the only thing that kept him from being an actor. -- Peter Dinklage
I am a ham. I've no business being rock 'n' roll. I've said it over and over again that I'm a classical composer, dishevelling my personality by dabbling in rock 'n' roll. -- John Cale
Over the years I've tweaked my stuffing recipe many times, adding a variety of ingredients like sauteed wild mushrooms, dried cherries, fresh chevre, toasted hazelnuts, chopped ham hock meat, and other taste treats. -- Tom Douglas
I think a band that doesn't have a sense of humor can come up with their own take on whimsy.Kind of lead-footed and ham-handed, but I think just all the better for that. -- Michael McKean
I came out wanting to be an actor. From my first view of the world, that's what I wanted to be. I'm made of 99 percent ham and 1 percent water. I was just cooked that way! -- Mike Myers
This whole theory of alienation that intellectuals have been passing on, really is just to stop a lot of ham acting. If you fill something with a proper emotion, it didn't worry him at all. -- John Hurt

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