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Dudes know I'm not a threat. Chicks know I'm not a threat. -- Kevin Smith
Working with Ice Cube was so tight. He's cool, and I really like how he does family stuff. My guy friends couldn't believe I was chillin' with him. Dudes love Ice Cube. -- Keke Palmer
Dudes have been making up stuff about themselves probably since there have been dudes. -- Christian Rudder
Dudes," He said, "Do not follow other dudes to the bathroom." Isabelle sighed. "Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time -- Cassandra Clare
What kind of guardian are you? Shouldn't you have gone to the bathroom with him?" Isabelle demanded. Jordan looked horrified. "Dudes," he said, "do not follow other dudes to the bathroom. -- Cassandra Clare
I always laugh and say, 'Dudes, if I have to choose, I'm a political person first. I would never do another movie again and be completely happy.' I need to say how I feel. -- Kathy Najimy
I've always been into bearded dudes. -- Kesha
Rocker dudes don't have a lot of swagger. -- Demi Lovato
In high school, I didn't date awesome dudes. -- Meghan Trainor
I'm over dudes trying to look like they're in boy bands. -- Kesha
Artists are very young, and say, Um, ok, to these industry dudes. -- Nikki Sixx
Mojave' is a very wild, throwback film with these two dudes going after each other. -- Oscar Isaac
Everybody has forgotten about showmanship. People don't look like rock stars any more. They just look like regular dudes off the street. -- Vince Neil
I love creepy old dudes. I love that they have so much self-confidence, despite having no evidence whatsoever to back it up. -- Kesha
Jadakiss is not no walk in no park. Nas is not no walk in no park. These are dudes that could have ended my career. -- Beanie Sigel
Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term. -- Patton Oswalt
I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It's such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don't want to be a sex symbol. -- Ben Affleck
Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them. -- Mark Hoppus
I'm, like, everybody's friend. I'm one of those dudes. I can be friends with anybody. Any race of person, any personality, I can kind of deal with them. I accept different types of people. -- J. B. Smoove
A lot of my female fans discovered me through the passion I have for bettering myself. Not to say the dudes don't, but my female fan-base is based off women who want to do better. -- Wale
I always saw two sides of life. I saw the dudes who would be the gangsta, big-time guys on the block, but would also be dedicated fathers. It was kind of weird to see that dual story that everybody has. -- Lupe Fiasco
My heroes were Eddie Van Halen - especially after Van Halen I, II, III, and IV - Randy Rhoads, Ace Frehley and dudes like that. My brother played drums and we jammed in the garage and started writing our own stuff. -- Dimebag Darrell
If you want to relate me to the newer cats, let's go. Let's go line for line and bar for bar. If it's all about spitting and metaphors and MCing and lyrics and entendres, I will eat 99 percent of you dudes up. -- Lupe Fiasco
When I'm not in the booth, I'm one of the most laid-back guys. But growing up, I liked DMX, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, and T.I. - dudes that went all out on the track. My first songs were energetic because I liked their energy. -- Meek Mill
I grew up at the base of a mountain in Virginia, so my comfort zone is that Appalachian area, where all the dudes wear Carhartt and all the women can put on a beautiful sweater with a snowman applique and nobody raises an eyebrow. -- Hilarie Burton
For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended. -- Dave Attell
It's kind of nice in some ways having an Olympic Trials where I finished second. You can kind of go in more under the radar facing a 2:03 guy and facing a lot of dudes who are faster than I am, whereas, before Beijing, I had one of the top 10 times in the field, or something like that. -- Ryan Hall
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.' -- Adam Carolla
Whether you hear me come out with another album or whether you hear any one of the Clan members, we're always going to involve everybody. When I look at 'Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, Part II,' I look at that as a Wu album. You feel me? Even though it was my brand and my thing that I done, I had my dudes on it. -- Raekwon
People are going to wonder why you're trying to be different; it's just a natural instinct. If I was to walk down the street in a kilt, then dudes would wonder why I'm doing that, they'd think I was different or gay. It's natural for people to point fingers. That's my whole reason for trying to switch things up; don't judge a book by it's cover. -- Kid Cudi
Rocker dudes dont have swagger -- Demi Lovato
Be excellent and party on dudes. -- Abraham Lincoln
I've always been around dudes and sports. -- Lisa Guerrero
My wife has dated broke black dudes. -- Kanye West
I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second. -- Grumpy Cat
Rocker dudes don't have a lot of swagger." -- Demi Lovato
For the same work, dudes get paid more -- Rachel Maddow
Be excellent to each other and... Party on, dudes! -- Ted Theodore
I ain't lookin' at you dudes -I'm lookin' past you. -- Jay-Z
I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes. -- Greg Behrendt
I love dudes who are about winning and that is Kobe Bryant ! -- Stephen A. Smith
Real dudes move in silence...like a mute drivin a new hybrid. -- Ryan Montgomery
I think I'm one of the illest dudes out with the dress code. -- 2 Chainz
I hang out with dudes a lot. I can relate to being the guys girl. -- Alexis Knapp
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up Back coupes up & chunk the deuce up -- Nicki Minaj
The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary -- Dave Kellett
Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes. -- Godfrey
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. -- Adam Carolla
I'd turn and run but I'm anchored by two dudes that could hold the Titanic during a tsunami. -- Karen Marie Moning
This country was built on the backs of dudes who drank on buses. What we do honors them. -- Sam Lipsyte
Were the Rolling Stones good looking? Well, Jagger was, but the rest of the dudes? Maybe not so much. -- Ashton Irwin
I done became bigger swervin writin in my peer's lane. Same dudes that used to holla my engineer's name. -- Drake
I love it when these Internet dudes say to me, 'Hey man, we just want to be 'content neutral.' -- Harvey Weinstein
I always wanted to be in a band with a bunch of dudes who loved Green Day and all that. -- Ashton Irwin
It's okay to be messed up, because there are five other dudes who are just as messed up as you. -- Gerard Way
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I hate it when you really think you're getting something good... and you don't listen to your dudes when you really should. -- Donald Glover
I'd feel weird on a show where it was a bunch of dudes that are my type. I like sticking out a little. -- Matt McGorry
This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it?" What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you? -- Simone Elkeles
Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex. -- Norm MacDonald
A lot of dudes can't function too long in mainstream life because they've been indoctrinated into that penal system where that shapes their life. -- Sadat X
I just think [Gangster Party Line] is funny and stupid and all the dudes in it are real dudes. It's just a funny construction. -- Neal Brennan
Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians? -- Aziz Ansari
I always hung around older dudes. I feel like I was more wise and I just had more knowledge of what was going on. -- Future
Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, until they too close to a grocery cart full of dented cans... -- Dana Gould
There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes. -- Lake Bell
The first rappers I ever got into were Wu-Tang, Mobb Deep, and Nas. Those are the guys. Those are the dudes that flipped my wig. -- Action Bronson
Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets. -- Tracy Morgan
Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world. -- Aziz Ansari
Everyone expects us to be assholes nowadays. I think we've let them down. We're regular dudes and dorky kids. Success doesn't mean you have to change. -- Mikey Way
My mom used to tell me, I can't use this phrase on the radio - but basically don't be one of those dudes hanging on the corner. -- Ta-Nehisi Coates
The X-Games - I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that black dudes won't touch. -- Godfrey
I've had some offers from furries - people that want to have sex with dudes in furry suits. I've had some interesting requests. There's some great fans. -- Jason Gann
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There is so much power in being able to look comfortable in a conference room, and I'm not sure dudes in suits are used to seeing women do that. -- Ilana Glazer
Things were different when I was single though, and I'd go out all the time and dudes would do their thing. i don't really go out much now though. -- Ashley Scott
Ever since Mike Tyson was champ, twenty-something dudes have microwaved nachos, popped opened Natty Lights, watched sharks do unspeakable things on TV, and whispered a billion 'Whoa, dudes.' -- Stephen Rodrick
It's passing strange that Obama, carried to a second term by women, blacks and Latinos, chooses to give away the plumiest Cabinet and White House jobs to white dudes. -- Maureen Dowd
I think I'm hornier than most dudes. I'm not a selfish lover - but the bottom line is... I guess I am horny. I'm insatiable. I can never get enough. -- Rude Jude
I'm not enthused by these rap dudes. All in they videos, posin' half nude, with all of them tattoos, Til I blacken they eyes and have them lookin' like raccoons. -- Trife Diesel
In 2001 we didn't have all the talent in the world, we just had me on offense and just a bunch of tough ass dudes, and a great coach in Larry Brown. -- Allen Iverson
Just in case you thought elephants were all sweetness, I can attest to the fact that this one had the time of her life scaring the bejeezus out of those dudes. -- James Patterson
When I said that I make out with dudes, there was a slight sense of sexual rebellion in that. And I probably even made it a bigger deal than it was. -- Pete Wentz
When people say, "Oh, she plays like a dude," it's usually dudes who are the ones saying it. They're saying, "Oh, she's as good as us." Of course, that's a stupid statement. -- Esperanza Spalding
These dudes were 30 years old, and they would compete about getting the best chick. That came before their friendships. Some of them treat women like they're objects. I never felt like that. -- Brian Welch
She's an old lady," Barron says. "And she's been locked up for years. Let her have some fun. She needs to blow off steam. Seduce old dudes. Lose money at canasta. -- Holly Black
I'm not saying I wouldn't play a seven-string. It's just that I've never needed one. Most dudes who play seven-strings don't sound any different than someone playing a six-string that's tuned down. -- Dimebag Darrell
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was? -- Adam Carolla
I saw the dudes who would be the gangsta, big-time guys on the block, but would also be dedicated fathers. It was kind of weird to see that dual story that everybody has. -- Lupe Fiasco
Rap is purging itself from the things it didn't need and it's allowing the younger dudes to come up. With that being said you're always going to need people from that golden era. -- Mic Geronimo
I don't like a girl on social media, when you have an open inbox, answering questions from dudes left and right, every day. What's the point? It's like having your number all out. -- Meek Mill
There is a difference between looking all right in a shirt and taking the shirt off. The older that us dudes get, the more the paunch has to be worked on. It's hard. -- Stephen Moyer
Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America? -- LIZ
I was an athlete growing up and I miss that. I miss hanging out with dudes and making raunchy jokes and telling stories, trading details, you know? There's something I really miss about that. -- Chris Pratt
On my Instagram, lots of people tag me in photos of just dudes with beards, and they're like, 'Oh my God, I met Chet Faker' and I'm like, 'That doesn't even look like me.' -- Chet Faker
Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn't fit under my seat. I like the Uzi better, anyway. It looks better with the dress. The AK seems too casual to me -- Janet Evanovich
I been seeing newspapers every Sunday morning, white dudes be in there in their drawers, never having no bulge in they drawers. Smiling at you. If I ain't have no bulge, I wouldn't be smiling! -- Eddie Murphy

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