Grumpy Cat quotes:

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice.