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Cats would rule the world if they had longer attention spans. -- Arthur D. Hlavaty
Cats sleep Anywhere, Any table, Any chair, Top of piano, Window-ledge, In the middle, On the edge. -- Eleanor Farjeon
Cats are angels with fur. -- Sark
Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. -- Walter Scott
Cats are only human, they have their faults. -- Kingsley Amis
Dogs like everyone. Cats choose who to like. -- Lauren Myracle
Cats are peaceful and tranquil - they bring calmness with their serene personalities. -- Chris Evert
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. -- Pam Brown
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. -- Jeff Valdez
Cats aren't special advisers. They advise us all the time, whether we want them to or no. -- Tamora Pierce
Cats are mysterious kind of folk - there is more passing in their minds than we are aware of -- Sir Walter Scott
Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of. -- Walter Scott
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. -- Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats are useless. -- Mark Zupan
Cats invented self-esteem. -- Erma Bombeck
Cats are designated friends. -- Norman Corwin
Cats rule the world. -- Jim Davis
Cats are always elegant. -- John Weitz
Cats like men are flatterers. -- Walter Savage Landor
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. -- James Herriot
Cats will always lie soft. -- Theocritus
Books, Cats, Life is Good. -- Edward Gorey
Cats are fond of mooning. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Cats know not how to pardon. -- Jean de La Fontaine
Cats sleep fat and walk thin. -- Rosalie Moore
Dogs do tricks. Cats play tricks. -- Eloisa James
Cats talk to whomever they please. -- Robin Hobb
Cats will outsmart dogs every time. -- John Grogan
Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture. -- Jacquelyn Mitchard
Cats mean kittens, plentiful and frequent. -- Doris Lessing
Cats are autocrats of naked self-interest. -- Camille Paglia
Cats definitely have their own opinions. -- Ann M. Martin
Cats are a waste of fur. -- Rita Rudner
Cats are so interesting - endlessly fascinating. -- Gloria Vanderbilt
Cats cant speak, that's common sense. -Yoruichi -- Tite Kubo
Cats connote sexuality in standard dream dictionaries. -- Wendy C. Ortiz
Cats learned how to fly that evening,... -- Obert Skye
Dogs are more loyal. Cats are fickle. -- Carol Thatcher
Cats ask plainly for what they want. -- Walter Savage Landor
Cats are the tigers of us poor devils. -- Theophile Gautier
Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. -- Mason Cooley
Cats always land on their feet. Dogs don't. -- Eloisa James
Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates. -- Oliver Gaspirtz
Cats are independent, by which I mean smart. -- Dave Barry
Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Cats ... are like four-legged poster children for OCD. -- Caroline Knapp
Cats don't caress us-they caress themselves on us. -- Antoine Rivarol
Dogs are high on life. Cats need catnip. -- Eloisa James
Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity. -- Terry Pratchett
Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation. -- Jimmy Carr
Cats know everything there is to know about meditation. -- Veronique Vienne
Cats do not abide by the laws of nature. -- Charlie Day
Cats don't belong to people. They belong to places. -- Wright Morris
Cats, as you know, are quite impervious to threats. -- Connie Willis
Cats gotta scratch. Dogs gotta bite. I gotta write. -- James Ellroy
Cats of good breed hunt better fat than lean. -- Benvenuto Cellini
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. -- Jeff Valdez
Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can. -- Ilona Andrews
Cats yawn because they realize that there's nothing to do. -- Jack Kerouac
Cats are hard to train, but they can train them. -- Edward Herrmann
Cats may have nine lives, but pigs . . . don't . . . give . . . up. -- Chris Kurtz
Dogs often remind us of the human, ail-too human. Cats, never. -- Mason Cooley
Cats at firesides live luxuriously and are the picture of comfort. -- Leigh Hunt
Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own. -- Peter Kreeft
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there. -- Henry James
Cats are our last best chance to have a dysfunctional relationship. -- John Bush
Cats seldom make mistakes, and they never make the same mistake twice. -- Carl Van Vechten
Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body. -- Erma Bombeck
Cats virtually always underestimate human intelligence just as we, perhaps, underestimate theirs. -- Roger Caras
Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place. -- Paul Gray
Cats always pick the laps of the people who don't like them. -- Barbara Mertz
Cats have gnosis to a degree that is granted to few bishops. -- Carl Van Vechten
Cats and I have an understanding, but we choose not to interact often. -- Aaron Tveit
Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild -- Mark Twain
Cats - a standing rebuke to behavioural scientists . . . least human of all creatures. -- Lewis Thomas
Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose. -- Oscar Wilde
People don't choose or own cats. Cats choose the people they want to own. -- Warren Eckstein
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -- Garrison Keillor
Cats are like insects. They should be left outside to clean up the garbage. -- Michael Mewshaw
Cats are more interesting, let's face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring. -- Angela Kinsey
Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties. -- W. L. George
Are you an aberration to your species?' she cried. 'Cats don't look for approval! -- Gregory Maguire
Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes. -- Rob Delaney
Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. -- Rod McKuen
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance. -- Dan Greenburg
Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words? -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy. -- Robert A. Heinlein
If you're curious, you'll probably be a good journalist because we follow our curiosity like cats. -- Diane Sawyer
Cats too, with what silent stealthiness, with what light steps do they creep up to a bird! -- Pliny the Elder
Dogs believe every stranger is a friend they haven't met yet. Cats wait for a proper invitation. -- Vicki Brown
Cats like to cuddle more than any other living creature, including zombies, which are only half dead. -- Jarod Kintz
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog. -- Tim Allen
Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you... -- W. H. Auden
Cats are like Baptists. You know they raise hell, but you can never catch them at it. -- James Patterson
Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction. -- Jasper Fforde
I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball. -- Stephanie Miller
Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens. -- Rita Mae Brown
Cats know, comin' out of four, they better be standin' on it, else they'll be standin' in it. -- Richard Petty
Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be. -- H. Allen Smith
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -- Winston S. Churchill
Cats do not keep the mice away; it is my belief that they preserve them for the chase. -- Oswald Barron
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man. -- Paul Gray
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. -- Jim Davis
Treat a dog right and he'll treat you right. ... Cats is different, but I never held it against them. -- Mary Ann Shaffer
The only shows I saw as a kid were that holy trinity: 'Les Miz,' 'Cats,' 'Phantom.' -- Lin-Manuel Miranda
Cats sleep in a state of total abandon, and I find that state very interesting in people as well. -- Mary Beth McKenzie
Cats, I always think, only jump into your lap to check if you are cold enough, yet, to eat. -- Anne Enright
Cats on the bandstand, give them each a big hand, anyone who sweats like that must be all right. -- Jerry Garcia
I saw 'Cats' on a school trip. I thought it was neat and a little weird. The set was cool. -- Rob McClure
I could do a franchise for the end of everything. 'The End of Dogs,' 'The End of Cats.' -- Hanna Rosin
Cats are distant, discreet, impeccably clean and able to stay silent. What more could be needed to be good company? -- Marie Leszczynska
Cats can do whatever they want, whenever they want, without regard to what anyone says or does. Rather like Princesses. -- Terry Brooks
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -- Winston S. Churchill
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -- Winston S. Churchill
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal. -- Eddie Izzard
There's nothing wrong with it. It's only a word. What's in a name? Nothing! Cats say, "Call me Muhammed so-and-so. " -- Art Blakey
Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you. -- Alan Ayckbourn
Who would come for her?" he snarled, rallying. Behind me, a voice shouted, "Tybalt, King of Cats. My claim precedes yours. -- Mira Grant
Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?' -- Prince Philip
Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. -- Terry Pratchett

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