Lilian Jackson Braun quotes:

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  • Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

  • The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

  • A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

  • Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

  • Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode

  • Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

  • At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

  • Cats are fond of mooning.

  • Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.

  • Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

  • When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

  • The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.

  • Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.

  • ...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

  • Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

  • Cats are cats . . . the world over! These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something. -James Mackintosh Qwilleran

  • Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode

  • I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.

  • No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.

  • People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.

  • To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

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