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Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free -- Bill Gates
Life was simple when you were a Shield Bug. -- Angie Sage
Bug eating and backstabbing are the stuff of great entertainment. -- Mark Burnett
Looks like it's time to liven up this dead little town!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug) -- D. J. MacHale
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug) -- D. J. MacHale
And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive any bug-reports on it, you know they are just evil lies. -- Linus Torvalds
So that makes us robbers of robbers," said Bug, "who pretend to be robbers working for a robber of other robbers. -- Scott Lynch
I brought the Beetle to life with a roar. Well. Not really a roar. A Volkswagen Bug doesn't roar. But it sort of growled... -- Jim Butcher
I'm writing a film called 'Bug.' It's an original script, and it's not about killer insects. It's a thriller set in a high school. The bug of the title refers to a surveillance device. -- Wes Craven
A Bug's Life' is a really funny movie and the characters have such different personalities. The movie is happy and then gets really sad and I'm like, W'hoa, I'm feeling this way and this movie is about bugs! -- Booboo Stewart
A Bug's Life' is a really funny movie and the characters have such different personalities. The movie is happy and then gets really sad and I'm like, W'hoa, I'm feeling this way and this movie is about bugs!' -- Booboo Stewart
When I'm in New York, I bike everywhere. I have a couple of bikes stored over at Ed Norton's. It's the only way to go. But in Hawaii, I drive. I have a little Volkswagen Bug, from the 'Drive it? Hug it?' phase. I run it on biodiesel. -- Woody Harrelson
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. -- John Lithgow
Every kid has a bug period... I never grew out of mine. -- E. O. Wilson
The racing bug is never going to go away. It's like the Mafia. -- Davy Jones
But Sneaky Pete was great. I didn't bug him about Gram. Not too much, anyway. -- Evan Dando
I started racing myself and once you get bitten by that bug you really are hooked. -- Nick Mason
Sailing is a completely new sport for me and I wasn't sure what to expect but I've definitely got the bug. -- Kirsty Gallacher
I'm empathetic to a fault. I really do - embarrassingly enough - tear up when someone squishes a bug in front of me. -- Kristen Bell
Mark Twain said, 'The right word is to the nearly right word as lightning is to the lightning bug.' Fill your book with lightning. -- Robert Littell
The animated bug has bitten pop culture. It makes me feel happy and free. When you don't act seriously, you can make up your own rules. -- Nicki Minaj
I ate a bug once. It was flying around me. I was trying to get it away. It went right in my mouth. It was so gross! -- Hilary Duff
People look at me and keep walking - but you can tell they know who I am. I want them to bug me. It's gonna be a sad day when they don't. -- Schoolboy Q
Indeed, most magicians catch the bug as kids. My first audience was my family in Long Island. My first 'assistant' was my mother, whom I levitated on a broom in our living room. -- Criss Angel
Ever since we achieved a breakthrough in the area of recombinant DNA in 1973, left-wing nuts and environmental kooks have been screaming that we will create some kind of Frankenstein bug or Andromeda Strain that will destroy us all. -- James D. Watson
Good music comes out of people playing together, knowing what they want to do and going for it. You have to sweat over it and bug it to death. You can't do it by pushing buttons and watching a TV screen. -- Keith Richards
Become a worry-slapper. Treat frets like mosquitoes. Do you procrastinate when a bloodsucking bug lights on your skin? 'I'll take care of it in a moment.' Of course you don't! You give the critter the slap it deserves. Be equally decisive with anxiety. -- Max Lucado
I got the travel bug when I was quite young. My parents took me and my sisters out of school and we travelled all over Europe. It was an eye-opening experience and, although I love Norway, I also enjoy visiting new countries. I don't get homesick. -- Magnus Carlsen
The Y2K bug is a genuine technical concern, consuming the energies of many specialists. But the prophecies of doom represent a broader worldview using the bug as a news hook. In this vision, the good society is a stable society, undisrupted by innovation, ambition or outside influences. -- Virginia Postrel
I got the acting bug really young, when I was around, like, 10. I pretty much just wanted to be Michael J. Fox. He was in 'Teen Wolf' - that was, like, the coolest role, and then he did 'Back to the Future,' and that was the coolest role. -- Bryan Greenberg
I wanted to be a vet, a nurse, a chef - I mean, anything but the music industry. But once I hit high school, the bug really bit me. You can't deny where you come from and what's in your genes, and music definitely was. I haven't looked back since. -- Hillary Scott
The secret truth of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is that it isn't very hard... 'Celebrity Apprentice' is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic, the creative writing and the history are super simple, but like junior high, you do that easy work surrounded by people who are full-tilt, hormone-raging bug nutty. -- Penn Jillette
Well, there are some things that I just can't get out of my head, and they start to annoy me after a while. Sometimes they're of my own creation, as well - and they're just as annoying. It's not only other people's ear worms that bug me, it's my own, as well. -- Brian Eno
I got the acting bug back because I felt like all of a sudden maybe after all these years, maybe I might have something to offer again. I walked away from it after 'Signs' because I just felt I was a bit stale and it wasn't ringing my bells, so I focused on directing, writing and producing. -- Mel Gibson
I grew up in New Mexico, and the older I get, I have less need for contemporary culture and big cities and all the stuff we are bombarded with. I am happier at my ranch in the middle of nowhere watching a bug carry leaves across the grass, listening to silence, riding my horse, and being in open space. -- Tom Ford
My best friend growing up really put the bug in my ear about acting. We created this one hour-and-a-half improv play when we were 10 or 11 and performed it at the library. We just played off each other so well and had the best time doing it and the funniest part was, we wound up having packed houses, other people loved it too. -- Katherine Moennig
My parents were really, really cool about supporting what I wanted to do at a really young age. I think I was about 10 when I caught the bug. They would drive me down to New York if there were auditions. When I was 12, I did this show on Broadway called 'High Society,' so we moved to New York for the run of that. -- Anna Kendrick
An entomologist is not a bug. -- Kenneth Rexroth
A flat black bug, that is London. -- Paul Verlaine
I caught the acting bug from my dad. -- Finn Wittrock
Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug. -- Mark Knopfler
Once bitten, you seldom lose the political bug. -- Edward Brooke
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed. -- Raymond Simard
There's no such thing as a simple cache bug. -- Rob Pike
It's a bug that cars were invented before computers. -- Eric Schmidt
Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield. -- Steven Tyler
Once the travel bug bites, there is no known antidote. -- Michael Palin
I got run over by a bug-eyed dummy, I guess. -- Sterling Marlin
A test that reveals a bug has succeeded, not failed. -- Boris Beizer
She is a water bug on the surface of life. -- Gloria Steinem
Here Skugg lies snug As a bug in a rug. -- Benjamin Franklin
We don't care what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say. -- Brandon Prust
hapIf you're brighter than a lightning bug, don't show your ass -- Stanley Victor Paskavci
If you're brighter than a lightning bug, don't show your ass -- Stanley Victor Paskavich
A well installed microcode bug will be almost impossible to detect. -- Ken Thompson
The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray. -- Bruce Lansky
They can call or e-mail, too, but I'd rather see the bug. -- Carl E. Olson
Success is virulent. Once you get the bug then it's in you. -- Steve Backley
Like measles, the reading bug is best caught when you are young. -- John Niven
When you're doing something you're passionate about, stress becomes a featurenot a bug. -- Aaron Levie
Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt. -- Faina Ranevskaya
Anyone can squash a bug but all professors of this world couldn't build one. -- Arthur Schopenhauer
In other words, crew deaths are a feature, not a bug," Cassaway said, dryly. -- John Scalzi
It is better to be a young June-bug than an old bird of paradise. -- Mark Twain
I played many sports, but when that golf bug hit me, it was permanent. -- Babe Didrikson Zaharias
One bug in an SMTP server can open up the whole machine for intrusion. -- Wietse Venema
The political bug first bit me was Malcolm Fraser's resignation from the Gorton Government. -- George Brandis
It has long been a bug bear of mine... it needs to change, very simply. -- Lucinda Creighton
Music rules a lot of my life - I was bitten by the bug young. -- Imelda May
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. -- Jeff Foxworthy
My dad is a pilot so I think I was born with the travel bug. -- Isabel Lucas
Right now I'm still only 25 and I don't think the maternal bug has hit me yet -- Karrie Webb
MRSA, which is a kind of super bug mutant, is killing 10,000 people a year in Britain -- George Galloway
MRSA, which is a kind of super bug mutant, is killing 10,000 people a year in Britain. -- George Galloway
Accept that some days you're the bug, and some days you're going to be the windshield. -- Jill Shalvis
I mean People come up and ask for autographs or say hi but they wont bug you. -- John Lennon
What would bug the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews? -- Ellen DeGeneres
I've done nothing I'm ashamed of. Nothing I couldn't face God with. I wouldn't kill a bug. -- Charles Manson
I got bitten by the free software bug in February of 1998 around the time of the Mozilla announcement. -- Andy Hertzfeld
We're going to get that little bug before that little bug gets my poll ratings down any further. -- Jerry Brown
Is there anything sweeter than the touch of another as she pulls a dead bug from your fur? -- Katherine Applegate
The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn't any mind; He stumbles through existence with his headlight on behind. -- Eugene Fitch Ware
More than the act of testing, the act of designing tests is one of the best bug preventers known. -- Boris Beizer
One thing I did was grow up as an ardent naturalist. I never grew out of my bug period. -- E. O. Wilson
If I can fool a bug... I can surely fool a man. People are not as smart as bugs. -- E. B. White
I think that celebrities are just people, like everybody else, and they've got the foodie bug in them too. -- Rachael Ray
Decorum -- that bug-bear which deters so many from bliss until the opportunity for bliss has forever gone by. -- Edgar Allan Poe
If there is a bug in your code than you have to drop everything you're doing and go fix it. -- Mark Zuckerberg
I started doing community theatre as a way to make friends, and that was when I caught the acting bug. -- Christina Hendricks
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. -- Mark Twain
When I was in Turks & Caicos, a bug jumped out of my room service menu. That kind of freaked me out. -- Jacquelyn Jablonski
I don't expect to find inspiration. It just sort of comes. Sometimes you step on a bug and you get inspired. -- Iris Apfel
The hype that follows me doesn't bug me. I expect more out of myself than anyone else does, that's for sure. -- Jason Spezza
Listen carefully. I'd crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it. -- Nora Roberts
He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes. -- Sarah Jessica Parker
The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it. -- Mark Twain
Both my parents had strokes. My father had several, but the last one was fatal. It's a horribly disabling bug, a stroke. -- Ruth Rendell
You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you. -- Dov Davidoff
I came out to California from Texas, to the Haight, and the Fillmore and all that stuff, and totally got the bug. -- Christopher Cross
I don't trust photographers. I'm now a relaxed, contented 60 year-old, but look at my pictures and you see a crazy, bug-eyed serial killer. -- Richard Ingrams
Working on 'The Last Waltz' introduced me to Martin Scorsese, and I had been a movie bug since I was a young kid. -- Robbie Robertson
The thing that can get you a little upset is when people say other people are better than you. That can bug you. -- Al Pacino
Mark Twain said, The right word is to the nearly right word as lightning is to the lightning bug. Fill your book with lightning. -- Robert Littell
Your car should drive itself. It's amazing to me that we let humans drive cars... It's a bug that cars were invented before computers. -- Eric Schmidt
-He's his rival in love!*inuyasha hits shippo*why'd you do that!? shippo,if you bug inuyasha you'll only feel his fist.-Miroku+shippo -- Rumiko Takahashi
Hillary Clinton has spent her entire career looking bug-eyed with incredulity when an interviewer asks her whatever question she most expects at that moment. -- Tina Brown
It is difficult to write about any form of mental disease, especially your own, without sounding as if you were examining a bug under glass. -- Gene Tierney
Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad hoc informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp. -- Philip Greenspun
Mark Twain said, 'The right word is to the nearly right word as lightning is to the lightning bug.' Fill your book with lightning." -- Robert Littell
Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life -- Michael Palin
TeX has found at least one bug in every Pascal compiler it's been run on, I think, and at least two in every C compiler -- Donald Knuth
My parents were travelers. Every time my parents got ten dollars ahead they went somewhere. That's what they did. So I got the bug from them. -- Pam Houston
I always played hockey, I was always a hockey fan, but I was never bitten by the hockey bug... I never looked into playing it professionally. -- Chris Jericho
The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter - 'tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning. -- Mark Twain
One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been changed into a monstrous bugâ?¦ -- Franz Kafka
A lot of my shows in the past have been more theatrical than others, but you really get the bug for it when you direct on stage. -- Ben Affleck
Critics who attack my wife bug me. It makes me want to pay 'em a visit so I could give 'em a good punch in the nose. -- Tim McGraw
I got the chess bug when I was finishing high school, we were doing chess tournaments at my house. I never got to a very high level. -- Paul Banks
I must of woke up this morning with a bug up my ass, I think I'll just haul off and belt the next jerk that I pass. -- Todd Rundgren
My son had toyed with the idea of writing and trying to write a little bit, so that kind of gave me the bug to write also. -- George Strait

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