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Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. -- Jack Nicholson
He was a wise man who invented beer. -- Plato
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. -- Anne Sexton
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
I have respect for beer. -- Russell Crowe
Beer soothes the upset soul. -- Thomas E. Mann
Beer is prose. Wine is poetry. -- Jennifer Rosen
Beer ... a high and mighty liquor. -- Julius Caesar
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. -- Dan Castellaneta
Beer is proof that God loves us. -- Benjamin Franklin
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer. -- Sophocles
Beer is an improvement on water itself. -- Grant Johnson
We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society. -- Ray Davies
Beer is made by men, wine by God. -- Martin Luther
Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous. -- Chris Laidlaw
Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking. -- Eden Phillpotts
Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment -- Benjamin Rush
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C. -- W. C. Fields
I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. -- Johnny Damon
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. -- Ray Bradbury
Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy -- Benjamin Franklin
Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal. -- J. R. Moehringer
British Beatitudes! ... Beer, beef, business, bibles, bulldogs, battleships, buggery and bishops. -- James Joyce
Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life. -- Michael Jackson
Beer was not made to be moralized about, but to be drunk. -- Theodore Maynard
Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale. -- Kenelm Digby
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. -- Henry Lawson
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer. -- Frederick the Great
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. -- Humphrey Bogart
The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.' -- Dave Barry
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. -- Clementine Paddleford
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health. -- Thomas Jefferson
Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise. -- Kurt Vonnegut
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. -- Benjamin Franklin
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. -- Robert A. Heinlein
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. -- Ernest Hemingway
Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR. -- Ashley Purdy
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. -- Denis Leary
Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy. -- Benjamin Franklin
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -- Ernest Hemingway
Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning. -- Patrick Rothfuss
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. -- Billy Carter
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them. -- Queen Victoria
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. -- Martin Luther
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman. He was a wise man who invented beer -- Plato
You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish. -- Grant Wood
You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me. -- Anthony Kiedis
Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams -- Compton Mackenzie
Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand. -- Fritz Maytag
Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human. -- Alan D. Eames
Beer bottles, whiskey bottles, brown glass, green. They fell to the lawn and I'd feel serene. Adam was king to my stilted queen. -- Kate Bernheimer
Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in varying amounts. -- Gordon B. Hinckley
I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something. -- Johnny Depp
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer. -- Steven Hall
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. -- George Bernard Shaw
If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy. -- Benjamin Franklin
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking. -- Benjamin Franklin
I don't go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer Company. I just have the appetite of a pigeon. -- Colin Farrell
Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer. -- Dave Barry
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. -- Charles Bukowski
mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes. -- Homer Simpson
Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs. -- Homer Simpson
They who drink beer will think beer. -- Washington Irving
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. -- Archie Bunker quotes
The government will fall that raises the price of beer. -- Czech Proverb
I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night. -- Homer Simpson
My playground is full of moonshine, mason jars, beer bottles, and bonfires. -- Big Smo
Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer]. -- H. Allen Smith
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. -- Kaiser Wilhelm
I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand. -- Charles Bronson
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others. -- Billy Carter
Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the beer. -- Felix Sabates
Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! -- Bill Owen
She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes. -- John Hiatt
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach. -- Rebecca Miller
I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that's kinda dreamy. -- Adam Lamberg
Europeans are much more serious than we are in America because they think that a good place to discuss intellectual matters is a beer party. -- Richard P. Feynman
In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power. -- A. J. P. Taylor
Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that. -- Joe Theismann
My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist - outside on the church lawn. -- Tori Amos
The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down. -- Ethel Waters
Really hairy backs on men turn me off. I'm not into the ape thing at all. Or beer bellies and flabby arms, either. Also, one random nose hair which is longer than the others... that's gross. -- Nadine Velazquez
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. -- Frank Zappa
I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years. -- Samuel L. Jackson
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth. -- Bernie Mac
I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male - or the American idea of what a male is supposed to be. Just watch a beer commercial and you'll see what I mean. -- Kurt Cobain
For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and spirits industry. -- Sherwood Boehlert
Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain -- Quaintest thoughts -- queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today -- Edgar Allan Poe
There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. -- Gary Snyder
The difference between the Parthenon and the World Trade Center, between a French wine glass and a German beer mug, between Bach and John Philip Sousa, between Sophocles and Shakespeare, between a bicycle and a horse, though explicable by historical moment, necessity, and destiny, is before all a difference of imagination. -- Guy Davenport
And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker festival, and hear a guy who's been drinking beer all day come up and tell you how good you are. For a long time in your life that will make you happy. -- Rick Derringer
All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can't live like a kid forever, you know? -- Jonah Hill
...beer makes people deaf... -- Maggie Stiefvater
Draft beer, not people. -- Bob Dylan
Think beer; drink beer. -- Matt Groening
Cold beer is bottled God. -- Dylan Thomas
My people must drink beer. -- Frederick the Great
I work until beer o'clock. -- Stephen King
I have a beer belly. -- Christy Turlington
Good people drink good beer. -- Hunter S. Thompson
That questionable superfluity small beer. -- Douglas William Jerrold
I've never, ever tasted beer. -- Mike Huckabee
Life ain't all beer and skittles. -- Thomas Chandler Haliburton
Religions change; beer and wine remain. -- Hervey Allen
Homer no function beer well without. -- Homer
He that drinks beer, thinks beer. -- Washington Irving
Life isn't all beer and skittles. -- Thomas Hughes
Wine is like beer except different. -- George W. Bush
Life's not all beer and skittles -- Radclyffe Hall
Payday came and with it beer -- Rudyard Kipling
Never ask for 'a beer.' -- Michael Jackson
Next to music beer was best. -- Carson McCullers
Cerevisiam Bibat! (drink beer for health) -- Hildegard of Bingen
Next to music, beer was best. -- Carson McCullers
Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids. -- Mark Twain
If she drinks beer, she's a keeper. -- Granger Smith
The beer tastes better when you win -- Gary Gaetti
Let no man thirst for good beer. -- Samuel Adams
Ah, yes. I remember my first beer. -- Steve Martin

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