Todd - Strip Club Owner Quotes in We're the Millers (2013)

Todd - Strip Club Owner: Hey, Rose, I know you're

[air-quotes]

Todd - Strip Club Owner: "technically" on break, but I need a lap dance. Table five. Just don't get too close. The guy has two hook-hands.

Rose O'Reilly: [sighs] How did we let that guy back in here?

Todd - Strip Club Owner: I don't know. He must've picked the locks.

[Chuckles]

Todd - Strip Club Owner: Oh, great, Rose. Glad I caught you. Um, I wanted to go over a couple of minor policy changes that we have here at the club.

Rose O'Reilly: Like what?

Todd - Strip Club Owner: Like, I want you to start having sex with the customers for money.

Rose O'Reilly: What? That's totally illegal, Todd.

Todd - Strip Club Owner: Come on. What are you gonna do? Besides, I gotta stay competitive with those fuckers who just opened up across the street.

Rose O'Reilly: You mean the Apple store?

Todd - Strip Club Owner: Yeah! And they're killing us!

Rose O'Reilly: Oh, God. That's it. I can't do it. I quit.

Kymberly: [Enters] Did you hear the good news? Now we get to fuck the customers for money!

[Squeals]

Rose O'Reilly: [Dumbfounded] Wha...

Todd - Strip Club Owner: Boner Garage loves it.

Rose O'Reilly: I'm out of here. I am out of here. I quit.