Stinky Quotes in Dirty Grandpa (2016)
Stinky Quotes:
-
Stinky: [indicating Jason] Who's the lesbian?
Dick Kelly: My grandson, Jason.
Stinky: Is he here to scissor with me?
-- Stinky -
Stinky: Do you see her face? Girls like that are born with a boyfriend.
-- Stinky -
Stinky: Stinky man ,my name's Stinky.
-- Stinky -
Roary: I've jumped from a building. I tried to commit suicide.
Stinky: Hey, you've got it all backwards. First you get crippled then you try to commit suicide!
-- Stinky -
Blue Lewis: [reading a story] Her huge melons glistened in the moonlight, she smiled, taunting him- then slowly, ever so slowly she began to undo... underher...
Stinky: Undulate?
Blue Lewis: Undulate...
Stinky: Undulate what? Her hips?
Blue Lewis: Yes, yes, her hips.
Stinky: Go ahead! Go ahead!
Blue Lewis: As her breasts moved towards him bubbling in the night air, he couldn't help but notice how she had grown from that small child from whom he had once babysat.
[shakes his head]
Blue Lewis: He reached out...
Stinky: Go ahead! Go ahead!
Blue Lewis: [swallowing] ... and gently touched her large brown, ore... OH!... A-U-R-E-O-L-E-S.
Stinky: Aureoles? Oh, you're killin' the story! Her large brown aureoles?
Blue Lewis: Uh what? He touched her cookies?
-- Stinky
Browse more character quotes from Dirty Grandpa (2016)