Stinky Quotes in Dirty Grandpa (2016)

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Stinky Quotes:

  • Stinky: [indicating Jason] Who's the lesbian?

    Dick Kelly: My grandson, Jason.

    Stinky: Is he here to scissor with me?

  • Stinky: Do you see her face? Girls like that are born with a boyfriend.

  • Stinky: Stinky man ,my name's Stinky.

  • Roary: I've jumped from a building. I tried to commit suicide.

    Stinky: Hey, you've got it all backwards. First you get crippled then you try to commit suicide!

  • Blue Lewis: [reading a story] Her huge melons glistened in the moonlight, she smiled, taunting him- then slowly, ever so slowly she began to undo... underher...

    Stinky: Undulate?

    Blue Lewis: Undulate...

    Stinky: Undulate what? Her hips?

    Blue Lewis: Yes, yes, her hips.

    Stinky: Go ahead! Go ahead!

    Blue Lewis: As her breasts moved towards him bubbling in the night air, he couldn't help but notice how she had grown from that small child from whom he had once babysat.

    [shakes his head]

    Blue Lewis: He reached out...

    Stinky: Go ahead! Go ahead!

    Blue Lewis: [swallowing] ... and gently touched her large brown, ore... OH!... A-U-R-E-O-L-E-S.

    Stinky: Aureoles? Oh, you're killin' the story! Her large brown aureoles?

    Blue Lewis: Uh what? He touched her cookies?

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