Casey Mathis Quotes in We're the Millers (2013)

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Casey Mathis Quotes:

  • Rose O'Reilly: You're making $500,000 and giving me only $30,000?

    Casey Mathis: $30,000? I'm only getting $1,000!

    Kenny Rossmore: You guys are getting paid?

  • Casey Mathis: These assholes are trying to steal my iPhone!

    David Clark: Wait, you have an iPhone? Aren't you homeless?

    Casey Mathis: So? Fuck you, dude!

  • Casey Mathis: [On airplane, sitting next to Kenny. David is trying to appear normal, while introducing his "family" to the flight attendant] Yeah. I'm going through all those typical teenage girl issues, like finals and college applications and am I gonna get asked to prom?

    [Smiles]

    Casey Mathis: [Conversationally] Plus, I haven't gotten my period in, like, two months, which is really weird, because I've mostly just been doing anal...

    [Kenny chokes on his water]

  • Rose O'Reilly: [Scottie P. is trying to make out with Casey, who is resisting] Hey! Get your hands off of her! Come here, Casey. Now, you put your hands on her one more time, I swear I'm gonna rip that fucking tattoo right off of your chest.

    [mocking]

    Rose O'Reilly: You know what I'm sayin'?

    Scottie P.: Oh, really, bitch?

    Rose O'Reilly: Yeah, bitch.

    Kenny Rossmore: You know what? Why don't you leave the girls alone, man.

    Scottie P.: What are you gonna do about it, Eyebrows?

    Kenny Rossmore: One... two...

    Rose O'Reilly: [Punches Scottie P. in the face]

    Scottie P.: OW! Broke my nose! You're a aggressive woman! Y'know wha' I'm sayin'?

    [runs away]

    Rose O'Reilly: [to Casey] Are you OK?

    Casey Mathis: I'm fine. That was awesome, you just fuckin' decked him!

    Rose O'Reilly: Yeah, well, I've dealt with handsy assholes like him at work. Come on, let's just get out of here. Thanks for the backup. Kenny, what were you counting? If you're gonna punch somebody, you punch 'em on "one."

    Kenny Rossmore: Well, David told me to count...

    [Casey groans]

    Rose O'Reilly: David? David hasn't punched anybody, ever.

  • Casey Mathis: [Opens fridge, which is completely full of marijuana] Whoa. I think Snoop Dogg would fuck this fridge.

  • Kenny Rossmore: [to Melissa] You kiss way better than my sister.

    Casey Mathis: Hey!

  • Kenny Rossmore: FUCK! Oh, my God. I'm gonna die

    Rose O'Reilly: Tell us what happened.

    Kenny Rossmore: A fucking sipder bit me, David. It bit me on my balls, on my fucking balls!

    Rose O'Reilly: Oh God. Let me see it, Kenny, let me see it.

    Kenny Rossmore: No fucking way, you're not seeing it.

    Rose O'Reilly: Come on. I can't help you unless you show it to me. Sweetie just show it to me.

    David Clark: Kenny, will you just man up and drop your pants?

    Casey Mathis: We've all seen a dick!

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