Kenny Rossmore Quotes in We're the Millers (2013)


Kenny Rossmore Quotes:

  • Rose O'Reilly: You're making $500,000 and giving me only $30,000?

    Casey Mathis: $30,000? I'm only getting $1,000!

    Kenny Rossmore: You guys are getting paid?

  • Kenny Rossmore: Hey, David.

    David Clark: Hi, Kenny.

    Kenny Rossmore: So, I heard you and Mrs. O'Reilly fighting.

    David Clark: It's called flirting, Kenny. You'll learn about it in college. What the hell are you doing up? It's almost two. Where's your mom?

    Kenny Rossmore: Uh, she went for a drink with a friend.

    David Clark: When?

    Kenny Rossmore: Last week.

  • Kenny Rossmore: So now you're going to become an even bigger drug dealer?

    David Clark: Drug smuggler, Kenny. There's a difference.

  • Rose O'Reilly: [Scottie P. is trying to make out with Casey, who is resisting] Hey! Get your hands off of her! Come here, Casey. Now, you put your hands on her one more time, I swear I'm gonna rip that fucking tattoo right off of your chest.


    Rose O'Reilly: You know what I'm sayin'?

    Scottie P.: Oh, really, bitch?

    Rose O'Reilly: Yeah, bitch.

    Kenny Rossmore: You know what? Why don't you leave the girls alone, man.

    Scottie P.: What are you gonna do about it, Eyebrows?

    Kenny Rossmore: One... two...

    Rose O'Reilly: [Punches Scottie P. in the face]

    Scottie P.: OW! Broke my nose! You're a aggressive woman! Y'know wha' I'm sayin'?

    [runs away]

    Rose O'Reilly: [to Casey] Are you OK?

    Casey Mathis: I'm fine. That was awesome, you just fuckin' decked him!

    Rose O'Reilly: Yeah, well, I've dealt with handsy assholes like him at work. Come on, let's just get out of here. Thanks for the backup. Kenny, what were you counting? If you're gonna punch somebody, you punch 'em on "one."

    Kenny Rossmore: Well, David told me to count...

    [Casey groans]

    Rose O'Reilly: David? David hasn't punched anybody, ever.

  • Kenny Rossmore: What did she say?

    David Clark: What the fuck do you think? She said no.

    Kenny Rossmore: Cool. So I guess it's just us, then. A little father and son bonding trip to Mexico.

    David Clark: Are you kidding? You and me alone in a van? It'll look like the pervert Olympics.

  • Melissa Fitzgerald: You're drug dealers?

    Kenny Rossmore: No, we're drug smugglers.

  • Kenny Rossmore: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Oh fuck a donkey it hurts so much!

    David Clark: What hurts, Kenny?

    Kenny Rossmore: I'm gonna die! I'm gonna fuckin' die!

    David Clark: Kenny, you're not going to die. Tell me what's wrong.

    Rose O'Reilly: What's wrong, Kenny?

    Kenny Rossmore: Fuckin' spider bit me on my balls, David! On my balls, on my balls, on my fuckin' balls!

  • Kenny Rossmore: [Sees Casey being harassed by thugs on the street] Hey! Leave her alone!

    [Running to the rescue]

    Kenny Rossmore: Unhand her!

  • Kenny Rossmore: [to Melissa] You kiss way better than my sister.

    Casey Mathis: Hey!

  • David Clark: Do it for the girls. For Rose and Casey, because believe me, they won't last two days in a Mexican prison.

    Kenny Rossmore: OK, I'll do it for the girls.

    David Clark: Attaboy! I'm proud of you.

    Mexican Cop: Hey, what's going on? Somebody sucking my dick or am I getting 1000 pesos?

    David Clark: Pesos? Why didn't you say so?

    Mexican Cop: A thousand.

    David Clark: Oh, that's like 80 bucks American? Here's a 100. Keep the change.

    Mexican Cop: Gracias

    David Clark: Can't believe you were gonna suck that guy's dick. Come on, let's go.

  • Kenny Rossmore: FUCK! Oh, my God. I'm gonna die

    Rose O'Reilly: Tell us what happened.

    Kenny Rossmore: A fucking sipder bit me, David. It bit me on my balls, on my fucking balls!

    Rose O'Reilly: Oh God. Let me see it, Kenny, let me see it.

    Kenny Rossmore: No fucking way, you're not seeing it.

    Rose O'Reilly: Come on. I can't help you unless you show it to me. Sweetie just show it to me.

    David Clark: Kenny, will you just man up and drop your pants?

    Casey Mathis: We've all seen a dick!

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