Swiftus Quotes in History of the World: Part I (1981)
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Swiftus Quotes:
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Comicus: Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians? They are a laugh riot! First of all, they are so poor...
Swiftus: How poor are they?
Comicus: Thank you! They are so poor... that they only have *one* God!
[drumbeat, everyone laughs]
Comicus: But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.
-- Swiftus -
Swiftus: Oh, you are nuts. N-V-T-S, nuts!
-- Swiftus
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Characters on History of the World: Part I (1981)
- Oedipus
- Josephus
- Dole Office Clerk
- Comicus
- Empress Nympho
- Jew #1
- Madame DeFarge
- Fellow Revolutionist
- Marcus Vindictus
- Count de Monet
- Citizen Official
- Jew #2
- Captain Mucus
- 1st Onlooker
- 2nd Onlooker
- 3rd Onlooker
- Leader of Senate
- Entire Senate
- Mademoiselle Rimbaud
- Bearnaise
- Insolent Flunky
- Chief Monk
- Poppinjay
- Jaques
- Stoned Soldier
- Torquemada
- Gerard
- Plumbing Salesman
- Gladiator - The Roman Empire
- Monsieur Rimbaud
- Roman Officer
- Court Spokesman
- Column Salesman