Dole Office Clerk Quotes in History of the World: Part I (1981)

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Dole Office Clerk Quotes:

  • Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?

    Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.

    Dole Office Clerk: What?

    Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.

    Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist!

    Comicus: *Grumble*...

    Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week?

    Comicus: No.

    Dole Office Clerk: Did you *try* to bullshit last week?

    Comicus: Yes!

  • Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?

    Gladiator - The Roman Empire: Gladiator.

    Dole Office Clerk: Did you kill last week?

    Gladiator - The Roman Empire: No.

    Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to kill last week?

    Gladiator - The Roman Empire: Yeah.

    Dole Office Clerk: Now, listen, this is your last week of unemployment insurance. Either you kill somebody next week or we're going to have to change your status, got it?

  • Dole Office Clerk: I'm sorry, I'm on my wine break.

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