Empress Nympho Quotes in History of the World: Part I (1981)
Empress Nympho Quotes:
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Empress Nympho: Say Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?
Crowd: Whooooaaaaaaa!
Bob: Well, we could use another wine steward.
Josephus: I got a great corkscrew!
Crowd: Whoooaaaaaaa!
Josephus: Damn, this a hip crowd!
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Marcus Vindictus: Oh Nympho, I would do anything to gain your favor. How can I catch you? How can ensnare you? What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant!
Empress Nympho: Ah, but the servant waits, while the *master* baits!
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Empress Nympho: [to her litter bearers] Could you *please* step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off!
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Empress Nympho: Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!
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Josephus: [pouring the Empress some wine] Say when.
Empress Nympho: [she looks him up and down] 8:30.
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