Empress Nympho Quotes in History of the World: Part I (1981)

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Empress Nympho Quotes:

  • Empress Nympho: Say Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?

    Crowd: Whooooaaaaaaa!

    Bob: Well, we could use another wine steward.

    Josephus: I got a great corkscrew!

    Crowd: Whoooaaaaaaa!

    Josephus: Damn, this a hip crowd!

  • Marcus Vindictus: Oh Nympho, I would do anything to gain your favor. How can I catch you? How can ensnare you? What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant!

    Empress Nympho: Ah, but the servant waits, while the *master* baits!

  • Empress Nympho: [to her litter bearers] Could you *please* step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off!

  • Empress Nympho: Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!

  • Josephus: [pouring the Empress some wine] Say when.

    Empress Nympho: [she looks him up and down] 8:30.

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