Count de Monet Quotes in History of the World: Part I (1981)

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Count de Monet Quotes:

  • Count de Monet: Your Majesty, you look like the piss-boy!

    King Louis XVI: And you look like a bucket of shit!

  • Count de Monet: Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!

  • Bearnaise: Pardon! Pardon! Pardon!

    Count de Monet: Yes?

    Bearnaise: You are pissing on my shoe.

    Count de Monet: [grinning] Sorry...

  • Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting.

    King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!

  • Insolent Flunky: Count Da Money!

    Count de Monet: De Monet! Say it... Mo - nay! Say it with me, Mo - nay!

  • Bearnaise: I don't like your cuffs!... I don't like your cuffs! I don't like your cuffs! A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his 'pee-pee'. Yours are all the way down to your balls!

    Count de Monet: At least I have them!

    Bearnaise: Bitch!

  • Count de Monet: Where is the King?

    Gerard: Playing chess.

    Bearnaise: Chess! I hate chess!

  • King Louis XVI: Ah, the Count Da Money!

    Count de Monet: It's "De Mon... "

    King Louis XVI: DON'T correct me!

  • Count de Monet: [to the piss boy] Wait for the shake!

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