Count de Monet Quotes in History of the World: Part I (1981)
Count de Monet Quotes:
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Count de Monet: Your Majesty, you look like the piss-boy!
King Louis XVI: And you look like a bucket of shit!
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Count de Monet: Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!
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Bearnaise: Pardon! Pardon! Pardon!
Count de Monet: Yes?
Bearnaise: You are pissing on my shoe.
Count de Monet: [grinning] Sorry...
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Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting.
King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!
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Insolent Flunky: Count Da Money!
Count de Monet: De Monet! Say it... Mo - nay! Say it with me, Mo - nay!
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Bearnaise: I don't like your cuffs!... I don't like your cuffs! I don't like your cuffs! A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his 'pee-pee'. Yours are all the way down to your balls!
Count de Monet: At least I have them!
Bearnaise: Bitch!
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Count de Monet: Where is the King?
Gerard: Playing chess.
Bearnaise: Chess! I hate chess!
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King Louis XVI: Ah, the Count Da Money!
Count de Monet: It's "De Mon... "
King Louis XVI: DON'T correct me!
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Count de Monet: [to the piss boy] Wait for the shake!
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