Gerard Quotes in History of the World: Part I (1981)
Gerard Quotes:
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Count de Monet: Where is the King?
Gerard: Playing chess.
Bearnaise: Chess! I hate chess!
-- Gerard -
[Ben's friends enter his apartment, to find him re-watching a tape of Bill Buckner's infamous World Series error]
Gerard: Oh, my God.
Kevin: The Buckner game?
Gerard: I thought you took that away from him!
Kevin: I did!
-- Gerard -
Gerard: [talking about paycheck] How could someone possibly steal it and then cash it?
Birdie: I... I... I don't know.
Gerard: Exactly, genius. I stole and tried to cash it. Didn't work.
[throws the check on the counter]
Birdie: Great. Well...
-- Gerard -
Gerard: Lend him to us.
Marie's mother: He's worked enough. He's old. He's all I have.
Gerard: Just for a day.
Marie's mother: Besides, he's a saint.
-- Gerard -
Gérard: I'm not letting a Hungarian castrate me, that's for sure
[subtitled version]
-- Gerard
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Characters on History of the World: Part I (1981)
- Oedipus
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- Jew #1
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- Leader of Senate
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- Mademoiselle Rimbaud
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- Chief Monk
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- Stoned Soldier
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- Plumbing Salesman
- Gladiator - The Roman Empire
- Monsieur Rimbaud
- Roman Officer
- Court Spokesman
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