Citizen Official Quotes in History of the World: Part I (1981)
Citizen Official Quotes:
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Jacques: Don't cry, my dear. I may not have been born a king, or lived like a king. But at least I can die like a king!
[He strides to the guillotine with dignity]
Citizen Official: Your Majesty, do you require a blindfold?
Jacques: None!
Citizen Official: Have you any last request?
Jacques: None!
Citizen Official: Test the guillotine!
[Another executioner triggers the guillotine; the blade comes down and chops the head off a wooden dummy]
Jacques: *Holy shit!* Uh, wait! Wait! Last request! I have a last request!
Citizen Official: What is your last request?
Jacques: Novocaine!
[the Official confers with the Executioner]
Citizen Official: There is no such thing known to medical science!
Jacques: I'll wait!
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Characters on History of the World: Part I (1981)
- Oedipus
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- Comicus
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- Swiftus
- Jew #1
- Madame DeFarge
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- Marcus Vindictus
- Count de Monet
- Jew #2
- Captain Mucus
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- 3rd Onlooker
- Leader of Senate
- Entire Senate
- Mademoiselle Rimbaud
- Bearnaise
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- Chief Monk
- Poppinjay
- Jaques
- Stoned Soldier
- Torquemada
- Gerard
- Plumbing Salesman
- Gladiator - The Roman Empire
- Monsieur Rimbaud
- Roman Officer
- Court Spokesman
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