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Shop Salesman Quotes:

  • Shop Salesman: If you'll marry, marry an orphan.

  • Shop Salesman: When will all this finally end?

    Colonel: Never. To begin with, what are you talking about?

  • Shop Salesman: Let's go home!

    Colonel: Your home is in jail!

  • Shop Salesman: Detochkin went against our holiest of holies, the Constitution. The Constitution guarantees citizens the right to private property. To a car. To a home. To a dacha. To money. Money, comrades, nobody outlawed money yet!

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