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  • Jill Branish: Didn't you do any stuff like that when you were a kid?

    Ed Branish: Mmm. The only organized sport we had was baseball.

    Jill Branish: Did you play?

    Ed Branish: I grew out of it.

  • Ed Branish: There are, I think, two students in the entire school remotely acquainted with the English language, and I think they graduated last year.

  • Jill Branish: Well, I... I just wish that you weren't so locked into Cambridge. Because, really, I... I'd like to raise a family right here.

    Ed Branish: In Mingo Junction? You would DO that to our children?

  • Ed Branish: I'm sorry. I understand the problem, but don't ask me to go on with this.

    Principal: I'm not asking you, Ed. I'm giving you the wrestling team as an official assignment. I want twelve wrestlers ready for Orem a week from Friday. End of discussion. I suggest you find yourself someone that can wrestler for you at 185.

  • Ed Branish: I must admit, there are times when I'm with those characters that I do wish I could teach them something.

  • Jill Branish: [as Jill and Ed witness Nick manhandle two bullies] I think you just found your 185-pounder.

    Ed Branish: Nick Kilvitus.

    Jill Branish: No! Oh. Oh, that's great. "Hi, I won't let you graduate but d'you want to join my wrestling team?"

  • Ed Branish: [to the team] Conditioning is the foundation of ANY athletic skill. Along with the basics.

    Ted Yacabobich: [challengingly] Why don't you show us a couple of "basics," Mr. Branish.

    Ed Branish: Well, I, uh... I was hoping we, uh... we would, uh... uh, hang onto the concept of, uh... uh, aerobics, uh, before we, uh...

    Ted Yacabobich: Just a BASIC TAKEDOWN.

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