Shep Wild Quotes in Ted 2 (2015)

Samantha Jackson: Ted, do you love your wife?

Shep Wild: Objection. She's not his wife. The marriage was annulled.

Samantha Jackson: I'll rephrase. Do you love Tami-Lynn?

Ted: I love my *wife*. Okay, my wife. More than anything in the world. We're married, I don't care what anybody says.

John: He's not my property. He's a person. He's way more of a person than lots of other people. I mean, fuckin' Steven Tyler? What the fuck is that, some kinda weird soccer mom looking Goonie monster?

Shep Wild: Your Honor!

Judge: I'll allow it.

Shep Wild: Where did they get him?

[Ted]

John: [Mutters] Child-World Toy Store.

Shep Wild: I'm sorry I couldn't hear that, could you repeat that please?

John: Child-World Toy Store, you fuckin' heard me!