Tami-Lynn Quotes in Ted 2 (2015)
Tami-Lynn Quotes:
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Tami-Lynn: [Unrated version] Teddy, I got a really good feeling about this.
Ted: I know. Me too. I mean, adoption's great. Right?
Tami-Lynn: Oh, yeah. I mean, Steve Jobs was adopted.
Ted: Yeah! Yeah. And also a million kids who did nothin'.
Tami-Lynn: You know, Teddy, this has been nice, you and me doing this together. It's like we have a common goal or somethin'. Right?
Ted: I love hearing you say that, 'cause I feel exactly the same way.
Tami-Lynn: And we ain't fought in, like, a week.
Ted: I know! We haven't! Hey, you know what, if the baby works out, we should get a dog.
Tami-Lynn: Oh, my God. A German shepherd.
Ted: A German shepherd and a baby, together.
Tami-Lynn: It's, like, the perfect family.
Ted: And a gun to protect us all!
Tami-Lynn: Yes! Okay, as soon as we get the baby, we get the gun.
Ted: I love our gun-dog-baby family!
-- Tami-Lynn -
Lori: So, Tami-Lynn, why don't you... tell us a little bit about yourself, like where you're from? I'm always fascinated to meet Ted's girlfriends.
Tami-Lynn: What do you mean, 'girlfriends'?
[Looking at Ted]
Tami-Lynn: What's it like a lot of 'em or somethin'?
Ted: N-no, that's not what she meant at all. Right, Lori? You didn't mean that.
Lori: No, what I meant to say was Ted's very handsome, so I'm always interested in meeting the ladies that can snatch him up.
Tami-Lynn: Did you just call me a whore?
Lori: What?
Tami-Lynn: You just worry about your own snatch. How about that, honey?
Ted, John: Whoa!
John: What the hell happened? We're having a friendly meal.
Ted: Yeah, this was a nice evening.
Tami-Lynn: Don't talk shit to me.
Lori: I just asked you a question.
Tami-Lynn: You know, you're a frickin' snob. You think you're all cool, 'cause you work at some fuckin' fancy shit place? Whatever.
Ted: Take it easy.
[Looks at Lori]
Ted: Nice, Lori. Real nice.
Lori: Me? It's not my fault she can't speak English.
Tami-Lynn: [Gets up] Oh fuck you! Just 'cause you're on the business world and shit, you think what, everybody should suck your asshole or somethin'?
Ted: [Grabs Tami-Lynn's hand to calm her down] Okay, all right. Tami-Lynn, come on, honey. Let's get out of here. We'll go back to my place for a couple of Vodka and Strawberry Quiks, all right? Come on.
Tami-Lynn: You know what? I gave birth once, bitch! I can kick your fuckin' ass! And you better never should you show your face around Quincy, you hear me? Ever!
Ted: Okay, okay, come on. Come on.
[Ted and Tami-Lynn walk out of the restaurant]
Ted: I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?
-- Tami-Lynn
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