Tom Jessup Quotes in Ted 2 (2015)

[Donny and Jessup leave the Hasbro panel with an unconscious Ted]

Donny: Come on, there's an empty supply room downstairs.

Tom Jessup: Is that him?

Donny: Uh, yeah, there was an issue, so he's unconscious now. This is him.

Tom Jessup: Jesus! Why did you bring him here?

Donny: Well, I've been following him around since yesterday. This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast.

[Guy and Rick appear behind them]

Guy: Hey, Ted!

[Donny and Jessup turn around]

Guy: Is that you?

Donny: Uh, yeah, he had a little too much to drink. He puked a pile of cotton all over this little girl in a, in a stroller, so we're gonna take him back and sober him up.

Guy: [pointing at them] Ah, rock on, Ted.

Donny: [pointing back] Eff yeah.

[Donny and Jessup proceed down the hallway]

Rick: Hey guys, be careful out there. Some nerd spilled his lunch.

[Guy trips a Starfleet Redshirt cosplayer]

Guy: Hey, watch that floor. Comes up fast, man.