Comic Quotes in Ted 2 (2015)

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Comic Quotes:

  • Comic: So first, we need a historical event. Who's got an event?

    Ted: 9/11!

    Comic: Oh oh, okay. Okay, maybe something else. Uh, let's start with a person.

    John: Robin Williams!

    Comic: Okay, alright. For real, guys, for real. Who's got a person?

    Ted: Robin Williams on 9/11!

    Comic: Alright, we've heard from these guys, uh, let's maybe give somebody else over here a chance. How about a location? Let's go with a location.

    Ted: The offices of Charlie Hebdo!

    Comic: Okay, seriously, sir, I just need a location.

    John: Ferguson, Missouri!

    Ted: Germanwings cockpit!

    Comic: Okay, I heard Starbucks!

    Ted: No, you didn't!

    John: Nobody said Starbucks.

    Comic: Alright, Starbucks! Okay now, who's in the Starbucks?

    Ted: Bill Cosby!

    Comic: You people are monsters.

    John: We're giving you the tools, buddy! Come on, make some fucking comedy!

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