Shep Ramsey Quotes in Suburban Commando (1991)

Deak: Do you have any idea what we are gonna do to you, if we find one itty, bitty scratch on 'em?

Shep Ramsey: Let me guess. You're gonna pound my face. Break every bone in my body. Then you're gonna drag me across a gravel road and feed my remains to a warthog. Is that about right?

Deak: What are you nuts? This is the '90s. We're gonna sue you.

Hutch: [in a kids voice] You're a dead man, Ramsey.

Shep Ramsey: No wonder you guys don't talk.

Shep Ramsey: They're here.

Charlie Wilcox: Who's here?

Shep Ramsey: A couple of leeches that make their living of the blood of others.

Charlie Wilcox: Investment bankers?

Shep Ramsey: Bounty hunters!

Charlie Wilcox: Bounty hunters? You mean from up there?

Shep Ramsey: Anti-freeze!

Shep Ramsey: I'm here to rent the apartment.

Shep Ramsey: Earthlings... I *hate* earthlings...

Shep Ramsey: What am I gonna do for six weeks?

Commander: Why don't you try... relaxing?

[shep makes a face]

Commander: Disappear, Shep. Blend in. Get to know the locals.

Shep Ramsey: But I...

Commander: [interrupting firmly] consider it an order... Ramsey.

Shep Ramsey: [commander's face disappears; to himself] Six weeks. What am I gonna do for six weeks...?

[Shep catches a little girl who went airborne when he tried to get her cat out of a tree]

Little Girl: Whoa! Thanks.

Shep Ramsey: Get a goldfish.

Shep Ramsey: [awoken by the sounds of people chattering all over] Quiet!

[chattering stops, with the exception of a cricket chirping]

Shep Ramsey: [to the cricket] Hey!

[chirping stops]

Shep Ramsey: Where's my N-210 Algorizer?

Margie Tanen: [points a gun at Shep] All right, drop him, Kong.

Charlie Wilcox: It's OK, Margie, this is a friend of mine.

Margie Tanen: Well, then, take it outside. You know, maintenance has enough work to do without your blood on the carpet.

Shep Ramsey: [sees little girl crying] What?

Little Girl: [crying] My cat. My cat!

[Shep sees a cat in the nearby tree, bends branch downward]

Little Girl: That's not my cat!

Shep Ramsey: Oh.

[releases branch, sending the cat flying]

Shep Ramsey: I hate suburbia.