Charlie Wilcox Quotes in Suburban Commando (1991)

Charlie Wilcox: I was FROZEN today!

Shep Ramsey: They're here.

Charlie Wilcox: Who's here?

Shep Ramsey: A couple of leeches that make their living of the blood of others.

Charlie Wilcox: Investment bankers?

Shep Ramsey: Bounty hunters!

Charlie Wilcox: Bounty hunters? You mean from up there?

Charlie Wilcox: Look, I'm your landlord. I bring you an extra bar of soap when you need it. Perhaps I can help stop the occasional bank robbery. But being the target of intergalactic bounty hunters is a little out of my line!

Margie Tanen: Strike out?

Charlie Wilcox: I didn't even get up to bat.

Shep Ramsey: Where's my N-210 Algorizer?

Margie Tanen: [points a gun at Shep] All right, drop him, Kong.

Charlie Wilcox: It's OK, Margie, this is a friend of mine.

Margie Tanen: Well, then, take it outside. You know, maintenance has enough work to do without your blood on the carpet.

Col. Dustin 'Dusty' McHowell: [after Charlie nearly gets run over by the punks in the Camaro] Weak strategy Wilcox! Should've opened the door wider, always deal from strength!

Charlie Wilcox: They would've ripped the door off Colonel!