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Rowdy Abilene Quotes:

  • Jade: My first wife used to mow the lawn stark naked.

    Rowdy Abilene: What'd your neighbors say?

    Jade: They said I married her for her money.

    Rowdy Abilene: [laughs, pause] Did you?

    [laughs]

  • Jade: [referring to man doing handstand on skateboard] Hang on Rowdy. We got some nutcase in front of us.

    Rowdy Abilene: Man...he must be smoking some heavy doobies.

  • Rowdy Abilene: [as Colleen jogs away] Hey Colleen! You've got a great ass.

    Colleen: [stops and looks back] So do you pilgrim.

  • Rowdy Abilene: Jade, how bad you hit?

    Jade: [with bullet hole in chest] I've been better.

  • Rowdy Abilene: This is for the Molokai cops.

    [throws flying disc laced with razorblades]

  • Jade: [looking at exploded sex doll] A bazooka, Rowdy?

    Rowdy Abilene: It's the only gun I can hit a moving target with.

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