Race Official Quotes in Cannonball Run II (1984)

[the last team finally arrives]

Race Official: Forget it, guys. You're four hours and fifteen martinis late.

Jim Douglas: [signing in to the qualifying round] Douglas and Applegate.

Race official: Douglas. Ah, yes, Monsieur Douglas. You're in the heat after this one. Good luck.

Bruno Von Stickle: That's the same heat I'm in, Douglas. You're going to need more than luck. You're going to need wings.

Wheely Applegate: Oh, yeah? Well, you may just be in for a little surprise.

Bruno Von Stickle: [chuckles] I can see your surprise. It is very little.

[Herbie drives his front wheels onto a hose with a squirter at the end which Von Stickle is using to wash his car; where he look straight at it, wondering what happened to the water. Right on target, Herbie goes off the hose, and causes Von Stickle to get squirted in the face]

Jim Douglas: Look for an even bigger surprise when the race starts.

Race Official: [at the top of the jump ramp] What's your jump?

Harkin Banks: The Kick-Ass Blaster.

Race Official: I've never heard of that, what is it?

Harkin Banks: It's my jump.

Race Official: Well you'll have to tell me what it is before I can let you go down.

Harkin Banks: It's a twistin' triple.

Race Official: A twistin' triple? I've never even *seen* one of those done before. Are you qualified to do that?

Harkin Banks: We'll I'm gonna do it.

Race Official: [shakes his head] Allright... go ahead.

Harkin Banks: [smiles and skiis off]

Race Official: And now for the rules of the International, Chinese downhill: there are none.

Race Official: [at the top of the ski jump] What's your jump?

Rudy: [growls] A lay-tuck-tuck triple.

Race Official: [into his walkie talkie] I got Garmish up here... he's gonna throw a triple.

Rudy: [growls louder] A lay-tuck-tuck triple!

Race Official: [smirks] Whenever you're ready.

Rudy: [skiis off]