Gen. Morters Quotes in Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)

Gen. Morters: Half the payment now. Half tomorrow. Half on delivery.

Gen. Morters: Where's the microfilm, Mike?

Mike McCracken: I don't know, I gave it to York. I thought she was one of your men.

Gen. Morters: Act in haste, repent in leisure.

Mike McCracken: But he who hesitates is lost.

Gen. Morters: Never judge a book by its cover.

Mike McCracken: What you see is what you get.

Gen. Morters: Loose lips, sink ships...

Mike McCracken: Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing or fighting, my friend.

[Gen. Morters, cornered, looks to Mr. Jigsaw]

Mike McCracken: [Mr. Jigsaw consults Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, shakes his head]

Gen. Morters: Sorry Mike, no good.