Hindu Quotes in Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)

Hindu: Namaste!

Mini-Mart Punk: Excuse me.

Translator: Yes sir?

Mini-Mart Punk: [Holds up a pantyhose container] Do you have any of these in taupe?

Hindu: No taupe. Beef jerky.

Mini-Mart Punk: And you call this a convenience store?

[Opens the pantyhose container, puts them over his face, he and his partner pull out shotguns]

Mini-Mart Punk: Open up the cash register or I'll splatter your brains!

Hindu: Don't be misled. There could be a thousand cannibals beneath those fronds and you wouldn't see one. It was among these very trees that the unfortunate Frenchman Maison was murdered in 1845.

[picks up a piece of cheese]

Hindu: He was captured by the cannibals of the region and tied to the foot of a giant cocoa palm.

[begins cutting the cheese]

Hindu: Then the savage chief cut him slowly, limb from limb, and then literally tore the half-severed head from the body. Maison was only 26. Cheese?

[offers Ellen some cheese]

Hindu: Do not try to understand Golem. His tongue was torn out years ago.

Hindu: This orgy may well be her last.

Hindu: Ah, good morning. Sunrise over the jungle. Magnificent.

Hindu: Bapu! Bapu! Bapu, please don't do it!

Gandhi: What do you want me not to do? Not to meet with Mr. Jinnah? I am a Muslim, and a Hindu, and a Christian, and a Jew, and so are all of you. When you wave those flags and shout, you send fear into the hearts of your brothers. That is not the India I want! Stop it! For God's sake stop it!

[first lines]

Hindu: He will be saying prayers in the garden. Just follow the others.