Mr. Jigsaw Quotes in Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)

[Mr. Jigsaw is holding a gun to Sgt. Colt's head]

Jack Colt: Who are you?

Mr. Jigsaw: I am your worst nightmare.

Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.

Mr. Jigsaw: Okay, allright, so I'm not your worst nightmare. But I'm right up there!

Mr. Jigsaw: [holding a gun on York] In a little while, Miss York, you will be begging for mercy.

Sgt. Billy York: No, no, I'll beg now.

Wes Luger: What's going on in here?

Mr. Jigsaw: Drop your gun Mr. Luger!

Wes Luger: I don't have one...

Mr. Jigsaw: [confused] You are not carrying a weapon?

Wes Luger: Don't believe in them.

Mr. Jigsaw: [slides a gun over] Pick up the gun.

Wes Luger: [picks up the gun]

Mr. Jigsaw: *Drop* the gun Mr. Luger!

Sgt. Billy York: [after being questioned about the microfilm] McCracken!

Mr. Jigsaw: Thank you, Ms York!

[shoots York]

Mr. Jigsaw: [turns around, confused] Is that Dan McCracken, or Mike McCracken?

Sgt. Billy York: Mike...

[Mr. Jigsaw shoots York again]

Mr. Jigsaw: [turns around again] Is he on Alpine or Oak?

Sgt. Billy York: [thinking] Alpine...

Mr. Jigsaw: [shoots York again]

Sgt. Billy York: Psst... Park on Third- you'll never find a spot on Alpine.

Mr. Jigsaw: [smiling] Thank you! You have been most co-operative!

Sgt. Billy York: [in pain] Don't mention it.

Mr. Jigsaw: [shoots York again]