Miss Destiny Demeanor Quotes in Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)

Becker: Do you sleep in the nude?

Miss Destiny Demeanor: Only when I'm naked

Colt: So what are you doing here?

Miss Destiny Demeanor: Waiting for you.

Colt: I mean, what brought you here?

Miss Destiny Demeanor: A taxi.

Colt: Yeah, but why?

Miss Destiny Demeanor: My car's in the shop.

Colt: [Colt holds up a cue card to Destiny, reading] "I mean... Why the hell did you come here?"

Miss Destiny Demeanor: The police station would have made me nervous.

Colt: You better go.

Miss Destiny Demeanor: Ow.

Jack Colt: What?

Miss Destiny Demeanor: Painful cuticle.

Jack Colt: You think that's painful?

[touches face]

Jack Colt: Razor burn.

Miss Destiny Demeanor: [holding stomach] Retaining water.

Jack Colt: [lifts shirt, revealing metal piece in flesh] Nickle beer night, Dodger stadium.

Miss Destiny Demeanor: [points to scars] And these? Vietnam?

Jack Colt: [shakes head] Parochial school. Grenade...

[rips left arm off]

Jack Colt: riot at a Love Connection taping.

Miss Destiny Demeanor: That's nothing.

[pulls her hair forward, revealing a metal plate]

Miss Destiny Demeanor: Plate in my head: Elective surgery. I was a fool.

Jack Colt: Try this:

[opens chest, revealing hamster riding a wheel]

Jack Colt: Low budget organ transplant.

Miss Destiny Demeanor: Oh Colt... enough foreplay. We were made for each other.