Shiek Quotes in Cannonball Run II (1984)

Shiek: Here is to good luck. May it all be mine.

King: How come you have a blond, blue-eyed slave?

Shiek: He's an actor. Hasn't had a series in seven years.

The Slapper: Nine.

King: I order you back to America to win the Cannonball Run. I give you one last chance because you are my only son with a driver's license.

Shiek: But, Pop, there is no Cannonball Run this year.

King: So, buy one.

Slim: Okay, you'll tell us.

Blake: We're gonna race to Connecticut and the one that wins gets a million dollars in cash.

Tony: Only a moron would back up a race like that!

Shiek: [the Shiek enters] Ah, Fenderbaum and Blake. Good to see you! You should be sleeping at this hour. Remember, we leave at noon tomorrow.

Shiek: [Fenderbaum directs the Shiek's attention to the Cannelonis] Wingtips? Barbarians! Come, come!

Shiek: [the Shiek hands Caesar a handful of money] Buy yourself a decent clothing store. Infidels!

Blake: [the Shiek leaves] That was the moron.

Caesar: You know, these liars could be telling the truth.