Mrs. Griffith Quotes in Easy A (2010)

Olive Penderghast: I could have chlamydia. I have been... whoring around a lot.

Mrs. Griffith: No, honey. No, you haven't. Because a real whore can't even admit it to herself, let alone another person.

Mrs. Griffith: I'm the guidance counselor. I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes.

Mrs. Griffith: [about Micah] He's not the sharpest Christian in the bible.

Mrs. Griffith: [During an appointment with Olive] Don't tell anyone I'm doing this - please...

[opens a drawer and takes out a handful of condoms, then hands them to Olive]

Mrs. Griffith: Here you go.

Olive Penderghast: I really don't need those.

Mrs. Griffith: Oh, you *really* do.

[puts the condoms in Olive's hand]

Mrs. Griffith: Here you go. I just don't want this *thing* you're going through to define your life. Olive, do what you got to do, let your freak flag fly. Just make sure you have an exit strategy.

Olive Penderghast: [Olive looks at the condoms] Listen, Mrs. Griffins, I really don't need these.

Mrs. Griffith: You know, the pill is not 100% effective. Ask some of your friend's parents.