Woodchuck Todd Quotes in Easy A (2010)

Woodchuck Todd: Screw all these people, Olive!

Olive Penderghast: Haven't you heard? I already did.

Woodchuck Todd: Hey Olive! You left your glass slipper at the party the other night.

Olive Penderghast: Yea and I got pumpkin all over my dress too. C'est la vie.

Woodchuck Todd: La vie.

Olive Penderghast: Nice! Solid joke.

Woodchuck Todd: [in Woodchuck costume carrying head] Hey Olive.

Olive Penderghast: Oh my God! The illusion is shattered! This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World.

Woodchuck Todd: Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. You're thinking of Disneyland. Disney World is much more liberal.

Olive Penderghast: Oh yeah! I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election.

Woodchuck Todd: How's it going?

Olive Penderghast: [Struggles for words for a moment] Ah, you know, I'm um... I'm here.

Woodchuck Todd: Can I get you a beer?

Olive Penderghast: That rhymed...

Woodchuck Todd: Notoriety, for whatever reason, never seems to benefit the noted, only the 'notees'.

Olive Penderghast: [about the Cross Your Heart Club] Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot,

Principal Gibbons: [Cut to basketball game, last year] Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS!

[crowd screams]

Woodchuck Todd: WOOO! Blue Devils!

[does a flip and scores a basket]

Woodchuck Todd: Yeah! Wooo!

Marianne: [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others as Satan worshipers?

Olive Penderghast: Now, thankfully, we're the much less intimidating...

Principal Gibbons: [Cut to game, this year] Give it up for the woodchucks!

[Crowd is silent]

Woodchuck Todd: The woodchucks! Ar-ra-ra!

[pretends to chuck wood]

Woodchuck Todd: Wooo!

Rhiannon: I liked Todd much better when he was topless.

Olive Penderghast: I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it.

Woodchuck Todd: What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? I could help, maybe.

Olive Penderghast: Why now? Why are you all of a sudden into me now?

Woodchuck Todd: I don't know. I haven't overanalyzed it, like you're about to.