Craig Robinson Quotes in This Is the End (2013)

Jay Baruchel: Guys, listen listen. I think we need to address the elephant in the room

Seth Rogen: Whoa, Jay, don't talk about Craig like that.

Craig Robinson: That's fucked up. I'm right here man.

Jay Baruchel: I'm not calling Craig an elephant.

James Franco: That's racist.

Aziz Ansari: Hey yo, Craig! Help me!

Craig Robinson: You already in the hole! It's too late for you!

Craig Robinson: I'm straight-up lovable, son.

Craig Robinson: Welcome to Heaven, mothafuckas

Jonah Hill: [From the trailer] Can I have that Milky Way?

James Franco: You can't have the Milky Way. It's my special food, I like it.

Seth Rogen: I want some of the Milky Way!

Craig Robinson: I'd be pretty bummed if I don't get at least a bite of the Milky Way.

Craig Robinson: [crying] I tried to save Aziz, I did!

Craig Robinson: Ain't no party, like a no panty party, cause a no panty party don't stop!

Craig Robinson: Take yo panties off!

Seth Rogen: Jesus isn't the name of the Lord. God is the name of the Lord.

Craig Robinson: Jesus and God. It's all the same.

Jay Baruchel: It's a trinity.

Craig Robinson: The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.

James Franco: It's like neapolitan ice cream.

Craig Robinson: I would suck a dick for half a cracker!

Craig Robinson: It's too late for you! You're already in the hole!

Craig Robinson: Hey! Hey, asshole! Hey, come on! Pickle dick, demonic-looking motherfucker. Nobody's scared of you. You ain't a raccoon. Yeah, bring your ass, bitch. Nobody's scared of you. I'm Craig fucking Robinson! Yeah! I hope you like big dick, motherfucker, 'cause, I'm about to fuck you raw. For the last goddamn time! Take your panties off!

James Franco: Dude look helicopters, helicopter, the good guys are here. We're fine, we're gonna be fine

[Helicopter crashes and propeller flies through window and sticks into wall next to Craig]

Craig Robinson: [Screaming and jumping] Goddamn, Goddamn

James Franco: You okay?

Craig Robinson: No I'm not okay.

[Shows finger with small scratch and blood]

Craig Robinson: Fuck yo house Franco

James Franco: My house didn't do that