Rosemary Quotes in Easy A (2010)

Rosemary: We're a family of late bloomers - I didn't until I was 14, and nor did Olive.

Chip: Why does that matter - I'm adopted!

Dill: [Freaking out] What? Oh my God! Who told you? Guys, we were going to do this at the right time!

Brandon: Is there an Olive here?

Rosemary: There's a whole jar of them in the fridge!

Rosemary: Olive! There's a young man here to see you

[starts speaking in a Southern accent]

Rosemary: He said something about asking for your hand in marriage!

Olive Penderghast: [Also speaking in a Southern accent] Oh, happy day, Mama! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. A gentleman caller, hurray!

Dill: The family member of the week gets to pick the movie.

Olive Penderghast: You get family member of the week every week.

Rosemary: And there's a reason for that.

Olive Penderghast: Yeah, you pick family member of the week!

Rosemary: Are you accusing me of nepotism?

Rosemary: Not to mention how you have been dressing these past few days. No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper.

Olive Penderghast: Mom!

Dill: [to Olive] A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes.

[from trailer]

Rosemary: I had a similar situation when I was your age. I had a horrible reputation.

Olive Penderghast: Why?

Rosemary: Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. Mostly guys.

Olive Penderghast: Mom!

Rosemary: Any friend of Olive's is a friend of my daughter.

Rosemary: That boy from yesterday just dropped this off for you...

Olive Penderghast: Well, put it in the pile of gifts from my other suitors.

Rosemary: He seems like a nice kid. He seemed a little incredibly gay...

Olive Penderghast: Dyed in the wool homosexual, that boy is.

Rosemary: I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive. We love you no matter what the sexual orientation of your opposite sex sex partner...

Olive Penderghast: We are not dating, Mom.

Rosemary: ...and don't worry about not making us grandparents. Although we were kind of hoping you'd get "knocked up" so we'd have a second shot at raising kids, really do it right this time.

Olive Penderghast: Bye now...

Rosemary: You know, I dated a homosexual once. For a long time, actually... a "long" time...

Olive Penderghast: Dear God, dear Lord, tell me you didn't marry and have children with him!

Rosemary: [Giggles] No.

Olive Penderghast: [Sarcastically imitates laughing]

Rosemary: No, no. Your father is as straight as they come. A little too straight, if you know what I mean, girlfriend.

Olive Penderghast: I don't...

Olive Penderghast: Can you not see that I'm a mess?

Rosemary: No, you're not, Olive. You're wonderful. And you'll handle this the same way I did. With an incontrovertible sense of humor. But you're much smarter than I am... so you'll come out of this much better than I did.

Olive Penderghast: Thank you, Mom.

Rosemary: What's going on, honey? Why do you want us to "take a bullet" if anyone asks if you were here all weekend?

Olive Penderghast: Oh, it's nothing. Just the rumor mill.

Rosemary: What's the rumor mill churning out these days? Anything interesting?

Olive Penderghast: You know, not really. Not really. Its a little low on grist.

Dill: Oh, clever wordplay. I like it very much. You must be related to me.

Olive Penderghast: Only by marriage.

Dill: [pretend punishment] Yeah, no dating.

Rosemary: No dating.

Dill: No dating for you, young lady.

Olive Penderghast: Ooh, I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face.

Hal: So what do you weigh, like 110? 115?

Rosemary: [sarcastically] Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?

Rosemary: I saw the way your friend Mauricio looked at me; I thought he was going to shoot me with a tranquilizer gun and tag my ear.

Rosemary: Hal, do me a favor and stop saying that I'm pretty and that I'm not fat, ok? Cause it makes me uncomfortable.

Hal: Umm, ok. Do you have a problem with compliments?

Rosemary: Look, I know what I am and I know what I'm not. I'm the girl who, you know, gets really good grades and who's not afraid to be funny. And I'm the girl who has a lot of friends who are boys and no boyfriends. I'm not beautiful, ok, and I never will be. And I'm fine with that. But when you go around saying I'm something that I'm not, it's just, it's just not nice.

Rosemary: Is that a Member's Only jacket?

Mauricio: Yes.

Rosemary: So what are you, the last member?

Hal: I bet on horses sometimes, but I don't really care about the money.

Rosemary: I never read that book.

Hal: What book?

Rosemary: Things losers say.

Rosemary: But I thought you hate me.

Gabe: I don't. I lied.

Gabe: [thinking] I wasn't gonna be like my father. I wasn't gonna let all these things left unsaid smother me.

Gabe: Rosemary, I love you.

Rosemary: You what?

Gabe: I do. I'm sorry, but I love you more than anyone's ever loved. I love you, I love you, I love you.

Gabe: [thinking] How's that for letting it all hang out there? And hang, and hang, and hang.

Gabe: You think you might wanna love me, too?

Rosemary: I don't know what I think, Gabe, I'm only 11. I don't think I'm ready to be in love.

Gabe: I'm not ready and I'm doing it!

Rosemary: Maybe I was wrong, maybe girls don't mature faster.

Gabe: No they do, they do, you know they do. You even said so at the park. We at least mature at the same rate.

Rosemary: I don't know what mature is anymore, but I'm really happy you came. Do you want to dance, Gabe?

Gabe: Sure, what the hell.

Gabe: Where's the whole wish you can come to the wedding? Where's that Rosemary? The Rosemary i loved? Not this alien with her crazy weekend. You're new sparing partner is he coming to the wedding?

Rosemary: What Tim?

Gabe: Oh is that what you call him? Are you calling him after you call me?

Rosemary: What are you talking about?

Gabe: I'm talking about you and Tim Staples sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G first comes love then comes marriage then comes Tim Staples in a baby carriage.

Rosemary: You sound crazy you know that?

Gabe: Why don't you have time this weekend?

Rosemary: I'm sorry Gabe i haven't even started packing.

Gabe: You know what? I hate you!

Rosemary: What?

Gabe: I hate you! Why do you even care? I hate you!

Rosemary: Well i hate you too!

Gabe: I hate you more!

Rosemary: How can you say something so mean? I hate you!

Birdie: Oh look at that you see that? I knew your folks were going to keep them together didn't i say it?

Rosemary: Let's go practice in my room

Gabe: Okay.

Birdie: Oh come on! He's no good for you! Get back in the truck!

Gabe: [thinking] My first date. The big spender. Häagen-Dazs all the way, baby. So, how come I have nothing to say to her. Why isn't she looking at me? Am I that hideous? Do I Smell?

Gabe: You um come here often?

Rosemary: Central Park?

Gabe: Um, yeah.

Gabe: [thinking] What kind of question is that? I hate myself.

Rosemary: Who's Ronny?

Gabe: My mom's got a date.

Rosemary: That's where my aunts getting married next week.

Gabe: Oh the boathouse.

Gabe: Who's getting married?

Rosemary: My mom's sister. It's kind of weird that she's like seven months pregnant.

Rosemary: What do you think?

Birdie: You are going to be the prettiest flower girl there.

Rosemary: I'm definitely going to be the oldest one.

Rosemary: What do all the different names mean?

Gabe: Oh it's my mom's stuff and my dad's stuff.

Gabe: 3:09. She's not even coming.

Karate Sensei: Hai!

Gabe: She doesn't even want to see me. She's blowing off class. She hates me.

Karate Sensei: Your fists should be like a hammer.

Gabe: She came! She's here! She loves me!

Rosemary: Sorry I'm late.

Karate Sensei: Miss Telesco, nice of you to join us.

Gabe: Wait a minute. What was that? Was that a smile, or is she like mad at me? Why would she be mad at me? I only kissed her. Why the heck did i kiss her? What was i possibly thinking?

Gabe: Now i didn't want a girl for a sparing partner would you? Hey.

Rosemary: Hey.

Gabe: So... How was that class for you? Was it a good one?

Rosemary: Um i'm having a little trouble with this Mochizuki maneuver.

Gabe: Yeah yeah me me too, I couldn't resist. i needed more pain. So uh how's that Tim guy at the Mochizuki?

Rosemary: He's a lot better then me but he wants us to practice together.

Gabe: Oh really? Wow that's terrific. You know hey when can we get together?

Rosemary: Well i've got cello this afternoon so not today.

Gabe: Cello? But i thought cello was on Saturdays.

Rosemary: Tuesday and Saturday.

Gabe: She can't cancel her frickin cello lesson? Doesn't she know our days are numbered before that bus to camp?

Gabe: I don't remember much after that.

Rosemary: Gabe...

Gabe: They um they said i blacked out.

Hedy LaRue: I have nothing to hide!

Rosemary: Yes you do, and you keep it hidden!

Mr. Gatch: Rosemary, seeing you always brightens my day. (He tries to kiss her)

Rosemary: Mr. Gatch!

Mr. Gatch: I'm gonna have to stop reading "Playboy."

Bud Frump: Are you ambitious, Finch?

J. Pierpont Finch: No, not necessarily.

Bud Frump: Good. You just keep that in mind. If you just remember who I am and who you are, we'll get along fine. If not...

Rosemary: You go crying to your uncle!

Bud Frump: I beg your pardon, I do not go crying to my uncle! It just happens my mother is Mrs. Biggley's sister. If I feel something's wrong, I phone my mother. She phones Mrs. Biggley, and Mrs. Biggley phones Mr. Biggley. That's the DEMOCRATIC way.

[There is music when Finch thinks of Rosemary]

J. Pierpont Finch: Can't you hear it? It's all around me, it's like a beautiful pink sky.

Rosemary: J. Pierpont Finch, what are you...

J. Pierpont Finch: Rosemary, darling, will you please marry J. Pierpont Finch?

Rosemary: NOW I hear it.

Rosemary: Lunch.

J. Pierpont Finch: Huh?

Rosemary: I said, "Lunch."

J. Pierpont Finch: What about "lunch"?

Rosemary: I'd love to!

[Song lyrics]

Smitty: Now she's thinking:

Rosemary: I wish that he were more of a flirt.

Smitty: And he's thinking:

J. Pierpont Finch: I guess a little flirting won't hurt.

Smitty: Now she's thinking:

Rosemary: For dinner we could meet.

Smitty: And he's thinking:

J. Pierpont Finch: We both've gotta eat.

Smitty: And she says:

Rosemary: [Sneezes]

Smitty: And he says:

J. Pierpont Finch: Gesundheit... well, it's been a long day.

Rosemary: I don't want to miss Boo's wedding. I've missed so many of my own.

Augusta Prodworthy: Is that you, Rosemary?

Rosemary: Yes.

Augusta Prodworthy: [In reference to the morning newspaper with a picture of Mayor Bumble on the front with his trousers down] Have you seen this?

Rosemary: Yes - bloody disgrace! Still, what can you expect from a man?

Rosemary: That's it! I can't take it anymore! I don't care what you say about Sara's stories. They've got to be more fun than watching your hair being combed!

[Rosemary leaves in anger]

Lavinia: If anyone else feels the same way, I think she should leave, too!

[the other two girls leave as Lavinia goes stunned]

Sara Crewe: What are you doing here?

Ermengarde: We brought you something.

[the five girls stand in line, then curtsy one at a time]

Ermengarde: Princess Sara, we'd like to present you with something we rescued.

Betsy: In a most dangerous adventure.

Gertrude: Our very own crusade.

Rosemary: Risking all our lives.

Lottie: And mine too.

[Lottie hands her the locket Miss Minchin confiscated]

Sara Crewe: I - I don't know what to say. You all are the best friends anyone could ever ask for!

Peter Derns: Where'd she get the picture?

Rosemary: It came with the frame. She bought a set-five for $9.99 from Thrifty's.

Rosemary: Why does this one work and all the others don't?

Luke: [smiling] It's a Chevy.

Rosemary: We can wait till morning.

Luke: You sure there's one coming?