Principal Gibbons Quotes in Easy A (2010)

Principal Gibbons: This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.

Olive Penderghast: [about the Cross Your Heart Club] Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot,

Principal Gibbons: [Cut to basketball game, last year] Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS!

[crowd screams]

Woodchuck Todd: WOOO! Blue Devils!

[does a flip and scores a basket]

Woodchuck Todd: Yeah! Wooo!

Marianne: [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others as Satan worshipers?

Olive Penderghast: Now, thankfully, we're the much less intimidating...

Principal Gibbons: [Cut to game, this year] Give it up for the woodchucks!

[Crowd is silent]

Woodchuck Todd: The woodchucks! Ar-ra-ra!

[pretends to chuck wood]

Woodchuck Todd: Wooo!

Rhiannon: I liked Todd much better when he was topless.