Rhiannon Quotes in Easy A (2010)

Olive Penderghast: What's your problem?

Rhiannon: You really want to know what my problem is?

Olive Penderghast: No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. I don't want to know anything from you.

Rhiannon: We are not friends anymore.

Olive Penderghast: Oh.

Rhiannon: We are officially over!

Olive Penderghast: OH RATS!

Rhiannon: Hey, I want my Juicy sweatshirt back! It's way too loose around your chest anyway!

Olive Penderghast: Ohhhhh, burn!

Rhiannon: Please tell me the rumors are true!

Olive Penderghast: Yes. Yes, I am a big fat slut.

Rhiannon: No, no! Not that one. The one where you got suspended for calling Nina Howell a dick and punched her in the left tit.

Olive Penderghast: I worry about the way information circulates at this school.

Rhiannon: You're being pretty cavalier about this. Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit?

Olive Penderghast: Yes... I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants.

Olive Penderghast: [about the Cross Your Heart Club] Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot,

Principal Gibbons: [Cut to basketball game, last year] Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS!

[crowd screams]

Woodchuck Todd: WOOO! Blue Devils!

[does a flip and scores a basket]

Woodchuck Todd: Yeah! Wooo!

Marianne: [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others as Satan worshipers?

Olive Penderghast: Now, thankfully, we're the much less intimidating...

Principal Gibbons: [Cut to game, this year] Give it up for the woodchucks!

[Crowd is silent]

Woodchuck Todd: The woodchucks! Ar-ra-ra!

[pretends to chuck wood]

Woodchuck Todd: Wooo!

Rhiannon: I liked Todd much better when he was topless.

Rhiannon: I want every detail!

Olive Penderghast: Rhi!

Rhiannon: Now, bitch.

Olive Penderghast: You know, you call me bitch a lot, okay. It's not really a term of endearment.

Rhiannon: I want every detail now, shit-face.

Olive Penderghast: You're not really heading in the right direction.

Rhiannon: Tell me!

Rhiannon: Now you're a super slut like me.

Olive Penderghast: I don't think letting Peter Hedlin motorboat you behind a Bed, Bath, and Beyond really makes you a super slut.

Rhiannon: There were a lot of people walking past, okay, someone could have easily seen.

Olive Penderghast: I think we should just put this conversation to bed.

Rhiannon: Fine. Don't come camping with us, just know I hate you, bitch. Go get your chocolate milk.

Rhiannon: Just because you lost your virginity doesn't mean you can go around throwing your cat at everybody!

Olive Penderghast: [about the rumors that she punched Nina] It's not true.

Rhiannon: It wasn't the left tit? It was the right one! I always pegged you for a south paw.

[mimes boxing]

Rhiannon: Pow! Pow!

Olive Penderghast: Will you listen to me for a second, please? It didn't happen!

Rhiannon: [Not believing her] Yeah, right. Your secret's safe with me, you little sex monkey!

Rhiannon: [On the phone with Olive] Is it true you got with Brandon at Melody Dip-shit's party?

Rhiannon: George is not a sexy name. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax.

Mr. Griffith: I hope by "climax" you weren't talking about...

Olive Penderghast: The stable and self-perpetuating end-stage in the evolution of a plant community. Like "by George, that tree has reached the final stage of ecological succession".

Rhiannon: And it only took 20 seconds.

Rhiannon: [about Olive's pretend tryst with Brandon] I had to hear from *Jackie Rudedsky*. Do you know how embarrassing it is; finding out you slept with some gay dude from *Jackie Rudedsky*?

Olive Penderghast: [Not caring] That must have been pretty embarrassing.