Dill Quotes in Easy A (2010)

Rosemary: We're a family of late bloomers - I didn't until I was 14, and nor did Olive.

Chip: Why does that matter - I'm adopted!

Dill: [Freaking out] What? Oh my God! Who told you? Guys, we were going to do this at the right time!

Dill: [to his adopted son] Where are you from originally?

Dill: The family member of the week gets to pick the movie.

Olive Penderghast: You get family member of the week every week.

Rosemary: And there's a reason for that.

Olive Penderghast: Yeah, you pick family member of the week!

Rosemary: Are you accusing me of nepotism?

Rosemary: Not to mention how you have been dressing these past few days. No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper.

Olive Penderghast: Mom!

Dill: [to Olive] A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes.

Dill: After we watch "The Bucket List," remember to cross "watch 'The Bucket List'" off our bucket list.

Dill: [walking into Olive's bedroom while she is sewing red "A"'s on her clothing] Is everything all right? It sounds like you're having sex in here, which I know can't be true due to the fact that you have a homosexual boyfriend.

Dill: I'd take a bullet for you, you know that. Right between the eyes. I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn't want me to say!

Olive Penderghast: That's not necessary, Dad, but that is comforting.

Rosemary: What's going on, honey? Why do you want us to "take a bullet" if anyone asks if you were here all weekend?

Olive Penderghast: Oh, it's nothing. Just the rumor mill.

Rosemary: What's the rumor mill churning out these days? Anything interesting?

Olive Penderghast: You know, not really. Not really. Its a little low on grist.

Dill: Oh, clever wordplay. I like it very much. You must be related to me.

Olive Penderghast: Only by marriage.

Dill: [pretend punishment] Yeah, no dating.

Rosemary: No dating.

Dill: No dating for you, young lady.

Olive Penderghast: Ooh, I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face.