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Mr. Winfield Quotes:

  • Mr. Winfield: Wesley, you stay out of the living room. Your sister is entertaining a caller.

    Wesley Winfield: Is he telling her "her eyes are like the blue stars in Heaven"?

    Mr. Winfield: Now, where did you pick that up?

    Wesley Winfield: Ah, I've been around.

    Mr. Winfield: Well, just the same, you stay out of the living room.

  • Mr. Winfield: Marjorie's young and very inexperienced. All she knows about men is their batting averages.

    Stella: In case you're interested, this one's batting a thousand.

  • Stella: I'm dead! Mr. Winfield, that kitchen's too big! I'm tellin' ya, it must be 30 feet from the stove to the cupboard! I'm bein' paid to be a cook, not a cross-country runner!

    Mr. Winfield: Stella, bring me some hot coffee.

    Stella: Okay, but it'll be cold by the time I hike back.

  • [first lines]

    Mr. Winfield: [to Jim] Hello, what's your name? I guess we're going to be neighbors.

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