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"Mr. Pickle" Intercom Quotes:

  • [an old lady pulls up to the Buster Burgers' drive thru intercom which is shaped like a giant pickle]

    "Mr. Pickle" Intercom: Hi, welcome to Buster Burgers, what can I get ch'ya?

    Old Lady: Um... one burger... uh, some fries... and a malte. Oh! And, uh, could you put cheese on that, please?

    "Mr. Pickle" Intercom: Just say, "Buster Cheese, Bull Chips, and a Chocolate Buster Shake," madam.

    Old Lady: Okay.

    "Mr. Pickle" Intercom: [annoyed] So say it!

    Old Lady: Shove off, pickle! I don't like talking to machines.

    "Mr. Pickle" Intercom: Look, toots. Take that Falcon you're driving, chain it up, and shove it where the sun don't shine!

    Old Lady: Wha? Wh-wh-why I... ooh... ack!

    [collapses from a heart attack]

    "Mr. Pickle" Intercom: [once again cheerful] Thanks for coming to Buster Burgers, please move forward. You may be eligible for a prize.

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