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Insurance Salesman Quotes:
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Insurance Salesman: Hello sir... How are you today?
Thane Furrows: Don't ask!
Insurance Salesman: You seem like an intelligent man.
Thane Furrows: What are selling?
Insurance Salesman: Well, it's not really what I'm selling. But what I have to offer.
Thane Furrows: Oh, what do you have to offer that happens to cost money?
Insurance Salesman: I offer security.
Thane Furrows: Insurance.
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Insurance Salesman: How old are you?
Harold: None of your business.
Insurance Salesman: I'd say you were a man about 50.
Harold: You would say that.
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Insurance Salesman: Do you know a man by the name of LaFong? Carl LaFong? Capital L, small a, Capital F, small o, small n, small g. LaFong. Carl LaFong.
Harold: No, I don't know Carl LaFong - capital L, small a, capital F, small o, small n, small g. And if I did know Carl LaFong, I wouldn't admit it!
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Insurance Salesman: If you should live to be 100...
[Harold chases him off the deck]
Harold: And suppose I live to be 200, I'll get a velocipede!
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