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  • Insurance Salesman: Hello sir... How are you today?

    Thane Furrows: Don't ask!

    Insurance Salesman: You seem like an intelligent man.

    Thane Furrows: What are selling?

    Insurance Salesman: Well, it's not really what I'm selling. But what I have to offer.

    Thane Furrows: Oh, what do you have to offer that happens to cost money?

    Insurance Salesman: I offer security.

    Thane Furrows: Insurance.

  • Insurance Salesman: How old are you?

    Harold: None of your business.

    Insurance Salesman: I'd say you were a man about 50.

    Harold: You would say that.

  • Insurance Salesman: Do you know a man by the name of LaFong? Carl LaFong? Capital L, small a, Capital F, small o, small n, small g. LaFong. Carl LaFong.

    Harold: No, I don't know Carl LaFong - capital L, small a, capital F, small o, small n, small g. And if I did know Carl LaFong, I wouldn't admit it!

  • Insurance Salesman: If you should live to be 100...

    [Harold chases him off the deck]

    Harold: And suppose I live to be 200, I'll get a velocipede!

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