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  • Mr. Lambert: Hm, interesting report Amanda. But I hate to break it to ya but in this class we study History not Creative Writing.

    Amanda: But Mr. Lambert, this is a true story. It happened right here in New Orleans.

    Mr. Lambert: [Looks impressed] Mmmkay, documentation please? Books?

    Amanda: I really don't have any books. It's kinda like an oral history.

    Mr. Lambert: Oh so you mean some family history passed down from generation to generation?

    Amanda: Not exactly.

    Mr. Lambert: I have to say Amanda, the accuracy of sources is questionable.

    Amanda: I was personally told by someone who was there.

    [the class of students giggle]

    Mr. Lambert: OK? So there's a 350 year old pirate here in town? Are you always this informed?

    Amanda: He doesn't live anywhere, anymore.

    Mr. Lambert: You - you just said...

    Amanda: I interviewed him...

    [mutters]

    Amanda: With an Ouija board.

    Mr. Lambert: With a what did I just hear?

    Amanda: [She says it louder] With a Ouija board.

    [the class of students laugh]

    Mr. Lambert: Okay, Okay. Hey! Amanda is entitled to her beliefs that's not the issue here. Okay, Amanda you have an assignment. It was a history assignment. I'm gonna have to give you an incomplete until you re-write that assignment. And please remember History is facts.

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