Mr. Finkle Quotes in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Mr. Finkle: What do you know about Ray Finkle?

[Ace sucks in a huge breath of air]

Ace Ventura: Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American.

Mr. Finkle: Are you another one of those "Hard Copy" guys?

Ace Ventura: No sir, I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland.

Ace Ventura: WOW., Ray Finkle's house, I can't wait to meet him

Mr. Finkle: Ray ain't coming home

Ace Ventura: But your wife said you expect him home any minute

Mr. Finkle: She expects him home any minute, see the engine's running but there's nobody behind the wheel. Eight years ago our son escaped from Shady Acres Mental Hospital in Tampa, and they're still bugging us to pick up his stuff.