Mr. Shickadance Quotes in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)


Mr. Shickadance Quotes:

  • Mr. Shickadance: [comes from behind Ace] Ventura.

    Ace Ventura: Yes Satan.

    [turns around and sees Mr. Shickadance]

    Ace Ventura: Ohh, I thought you were someone else.

  • Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa.

    Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

    Mr. Shickadance: Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura...

    [coughs in Ace's face]

    Mr. Shickadance: ... you owe me rent.

    Ace Ventura: Mr. Shickadance, I told you - you're my first priority. I'm on a very big case right now. Check this out.

    [shows him a flyer]

    Ace Ventura: That's a true Albino pigeon. Some rich guy lost it. He's offering a $25,000 reward. As soon as I find this bird, you're paid.

    Mr. Shickadance: I heard animals in there, Ventura. I heard 'em again this mornin' scratchin' around.

    Ace Ventura: I never bring my work home with me, sir.

    Mr. Shickadance: Oh yeah? What's all this pet food for?

    Ace Ventura: Fiber.

  • Ace Ventura: [to Shickadance] Why don't come to take a look inside? C'mon. C'mon!

    [he shakes his keys acting like they're stuck. The door opens. Ace enters]

    Ace Ventura: Go ahead. Snoop around!

    [Mr. Shickadance enters, looks around and sniffs]

    Ace Ventura: Well? Are you satisfied?

    Mr. Shickadance: Just don't let me catch you with an animal here, that's all.

    Ace Ventura: All right! Take care now! Bye-bye, then!

    [slams door in front of Mr. Shickadance's face]

    Ace Ventura: L-oser!

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