Dan Marino Quotes in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Dan Marino: Hey Ace?

Ace Ventura: Yeah, Dan?

Dan Marino: You got anymore of that gum?

Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

Dan Marino: You're a weird guy, Ace. A weird guy.

[Lt. Einhorn is pointing a gun at Ace's head]

Ace Ventura: [begging] Please don't kill me. I'll never tell anyone. Kill him, he's the one you want.

Dan Marino: No, no kill him.

Ace Ventura: No kill him. He held the ball wrong, remember? Come on, look at the guy.

[Lt. Einhorne shoots into the air]

Dan Marino: Cry-baby.

Ace Ventura: Jock.

Dan Marino: Whimp.

Ace Ventura: Muscle-head.

Lois Einhorn: SHUT UP.

Dan Marino: Hi, I'm Dan Marino and if anyone knows the value of protection it's me.

Satan: I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I regretfully have to decline.

Dan Marino: C'mon, man, I'm just asking, let me win one Superbowl.

Satan: In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino.

Dan Marino: You did it for Namath.

Satan: Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways.