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Venus: Joe.
Joe: You okay? You not hurt?
Venus: They killed my brother and the American ambassador.
Mikhail: We know.
Venus: They've got the president and the girls. We've got to get help.
Joe: Look we've got a hell of a recording deal coming up with your label, none of these assholes gonna stop me.
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Mikhail: [holding a chili pepper before Bhope] You know what we do when a horse refuses to run? We stuff a chili up his ass. How it takes off then.
Mikhail: [making the sound of a horse running off onto the distance] Takbut, takbut, takbut, takbut, takbut, takbut... Later on, to catch up with it, the jockey sticks TWO up his own.
Bhope Bhau: Two?
Mikhail: [imitating the sound of a running jockey] Sarpat, sarpat, sarpat, sarpat...
[Everyone laughs but Charlie]
Bhope Bhau: [laughing] Our way of dealing with laggards is a little different. We don't try to make them run. We just blow them off.
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Mikhail: [singing] Spiderman, Spiderman! Spiderman, Spiderman.
Charlie: You'll die soon.
Mikhail: Yes, right. As if YOU'LL live forever. How about I slit your throat?
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Mikhail: Our brother has a yellow streak down his back.
Boris: No, it's not down, it runs across.
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Mikhail: Do you have a robot penis?
Itself: Removed in beta stage two point one. Unit Six Nine Six Nine is all cyberwoman now.
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Mikhail: Babe, you're not drinking?
Itself: Cybertransexualwomen need not inbibe. Plus cybertransexualwomen have squares for hands.
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Brandon: We are not the robots!
Mikhail: I thought that's what we were going for man, a robot punk band from the 24th century.
Larry: I thought it was the 25th century.
Mikhail, Larry, Neumann: Yea, 25th. From what planet though?
Brandon: Guys, we are a chronos punk band, a scifi and sex punk band from the 21st century on planet earth!
Neumann: Or your anus.
Larry: Or her anus.
Mikhail: Or his anus.
-- Mikhail
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